Any of you ever gotten your azzes kicked by a chick or chicks?

[HumbleNinja]

Any of you ever gotten b1tch slapped by a chick? Or gotten your azzes kicked by one or several in a club etc? :kick: :box: :cuss: :box: :box: :cuss:

Perhaps hit with some kind of object :trouble: with chicks knowing that WK's, their families, the police, etc. will come to their "rescues" even IF they are the ones who start the problem and you haven't done anything to them physically? :nervous:

 

[GS750]

Had a cell phone thrown at me one time. But it was her phone so whatever. And she missed.

 

[TheGambino]

Ye lol this, years ago at college. My friends and I had lunch at school. We were checking this girl out in front of us. Everyone was hitting on this HB9 latina chick from Uruguay. Perfect booty and body, cute face, just impossible. I decided to entertain my buddies, walked over too her, gave her a big smile and pinched her ass... LOL she gave me a deadly glance, grabbed a cover from a basket and hit me with it straight to my face.

All my friends fell off their seats after that lol, she's a model know, I can say I touched her ass lmao

 

[papawapa]

A few years back I was at the town drunk fest. It was after the bars had closed and we were walking home. There was a fatty on the corner with a couple girlfriends being obnoxious, talking **** like she was all that to some beta that had hit on her. I walked right up to her and told her to her face that she was fat and acting totally unattractive and should have been flattered that any man had shown an interest in her beastly as$. My buddy is rolling with laughter, she slapped me across the face. The cops were sitting in their car and saw it. This cop that knows me comes over and admonishes me for starting sh!t. I was like whatever that bich started it all. Then he asks me if I wanted to have her arrested. I laughed and told him it was no big deal and besides he would have trouble handcuffing her behind her back. It was totally worth getting slapped.

 

[JohnnyStorm]

Na, but one of the girls I used to box with had serious power.
Would not want to take a right hand from that woman!

 

[Eternal_water]

I've never been struck by a woman. I don't intend to be either. A couple have tried once but I blocked them and they didn't try again.

 

[GS750]

This reminds me of a good one. I was at a sports bar several years ago with a buddy watching the Dolphins lose. Two early twenty something blonde girls walk in, I glance at them and go back to the game. A few minutes later someone taps me on the shoulder and I turn around. One of the girls says "a**hole!" and throws her Appletini in my face. I say "who the hell are you and why did you just throw your fruity drink in my face?" She kind of looks at me and tilts her head, maybe realizing I'm not the guy she thought I was. She says "whatever" and storms out. My buddy is laughing so hard he almost falls off his barstool. The bartender was dying laughing too. I went home and changed my shirt. Stupid b*tiches...when they throw a drink in someones face they can't even do it to the right person. Who ever the guy who pumped and dumped her is...that dude owes me a beer.