Any ideas what to do for my birthday?

[Sexual]

It's my twenty second birthday and I'm single. Last year I bought 10 bottles, set up an oyster roast on the balcony of a beach house, took a limo to the bar, and came home with my extremely hot ex, didn't make it past 2:30am.

Now I know I probably won't beat that.

But I at least want to make an attempt to make it memorable. Thanks!

 

[Gubby]

Have the party... wearing rhino suits............... in the main police station of your city.

When their shocked expressions dissipate and they attempt to arrest you, tell them you're doing it to save the rhino.

Have a competition to see who can bulls'hit their way into staying out of the cells the longest!

 

[tj]

Happy birthday.


Speaking of clams. I think eatting a few bearded ones would be a great idea for your b-day.


as long as they are fresh