"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Any ideas on picking up MILFs while hosting trick-or-treating

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On this Halloweeneen, I got to some thinking. There will be plenty of MILFs with their little kids trick-or-treating. It would seem that it could be a good opportunity to pick up on a few of them.

I'm sure some mature men have used this opportunity to get at a generally shut-in demographic.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wouldn't you be better off going to a custom's party instead?! I mean what are you going to do? stand by the door with a bucket full of candies and try to chat up to a milf while her ankle biter impatiently wait's by the side of the door while giving you a dirty look?!!
 
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MatureDJ said:
On this Halloweeneen, I got to some thinking. There will be plenty of MILFs with their little kids trick-or-treating. It would seem that it could be a good opportunity to pick up on a few of them.
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And hopefully they'll be dressed up in some sexy, scantily-clad costumes too.:D

Manhattan is where it's at though when it comes to Halloween; jesus f*ckin' christ are these b*tches hot!
 
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