"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Shìt, what kind of post is this? Ewwww, girls have cooties!!!11oneone :rolleyes:

Jubbus, just be a man and go down there for chrissake. I personally DO like both cunnilingus and analingus. :p
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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okey to be honest here, ive been licked in the butt by a chick. it's quite good actually, since guys have their g-spot there.

and yeah, that doesnt mean that i like to shove a dildo up my ass.
 
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Originally posted by MrCode
Urine is actually sterile when you pee it guys.
yeah, it's also everything that your body has rejected.

as in, doesn't want.

as in, don't drink it just because it's sterile.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This talk of pee reminds me of something my seemingly conservative friend said recently.

"If a girl wanted me to I'd piss on her"

LOL.

If a girl asked me that I'd say, "Get away from me you FREAK"
 

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Here's a physiology lesson for all of you ignoramuses:

1) Pee is sterile. (if she's healthy)
If she's not, you'll find STDs swimming in there.

2) Pee contains urine, which is the nitrogenous product of protein metabolism. It's toxic, and that's why your body rejected it.

3) ass hole... while tasting horribly is bad for you, because:
It contains bacteria which live in the intestine and are harmful if they get in the stomach. She has those bacteria when she's healthy

In addition she may have intestinal worms which you will get if you swallow their eggs.
 

Giovanni Casanova

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I do preeetttty much anything sexually with my girl. I don't know what I wouldn't do, but I'd know it if I heard it.
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by Snatchmaster
How about letting her take a crap on your chest?
Okay, yeah, that's a line I don't think I'd wanna cross.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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lol thats not really sexual ahahahaha. I'm sure you'v seen that porn that goes around..... that one that says "**** happens" and a girl is ****ting in a guys mouth
 

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Originally posted by Fenderules
lol thats not really sexual ahahahaha. I'm sure you'v seen that porn that goes around..... that one that says "**** happens" and a girl is ****ting in a guys mouth
What kind of porn do u watch? :confused:
 

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Originally posted by ay_kash
the ansu is also a dirty place which is created for the waste materials and the people inserts their **** and then they want their girlfriend to suck that **** and after that she is kissing them too. its really exhautive action. what do you people think about it?
a2m (a$$ to mouth) isn't exactly my thing, but there's entire porn libraries dedicated to it so I guess some people are into it...

Like someone else pointed out, people are also into getting **** on their chest, so who knows.
 

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i dont watch porn hardly lol. It was one of those stupi e-mails that went around. I remeber that other one with the chick bending over and shooting **** a foot in the air and getting it all over herslef............yuck.....still bugs me to this day.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Fenderules

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yeah that stupid ****. I'v clicked the link b4.......terrible aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
 

Centaurion

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Here's a physiology lesson for all of you ignoramuses:

1) Pee is sterile. (if she's healthy)
If she's not, you'll find STDs swimming in there.

2) Pee contains urine, which is the nitrogenous product of protein metabolism. It's toxic, and that's why your body rejected it.
it says in the army survival guide that you can drink your pee up to 4-5 times(pee, drink, pee, drink..etc..) before it becomes too toxic for your body to handle, if you start with clear urea that is.
 

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I dont understand what eveyone's problem is with taking an extra long lick every once and a while. Is it really that bad?

If you know the chick, and you know she's not a dirty motherfvcker, then give it a shot....

and to the poopy **** myth, unless you've ever buttfvcked a chick you have no idea....
 

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Re: Re: anul sex and sucking

Originally posted by GaryNas
a2m (a$$ to mouth) isn't exactly my thing, but there's entire porn libraries dedicated to it so I guess some people are into it...

Like someone else pointed out, people are also into getting **** on their chest, so who knows.

Anal 69 - try it! (but have a shower together first, clean her well and stretch yer kneck muscles! :D )

Ever had an HB8 lick your ar5e? It's fu**ing amazing! :p

****ing on the chest??....errrrr NO!
 

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Her swallowing my pee after I ***.... that'd be wonderful. Or peeing on her ***** or *******. Hot.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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