"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Antimalware Virus - How to delete?

HeyPachuco!

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This Antimalware Virus has been giving me the ball ache since yesterday, is their anyway I could remove this somehow?

I remember getting it a year ago, and searched up on some website and found a removal for it, yet whenever I log onto search engines - it brings askjeeves.com or some other unfiltered domaines now.

PLEASE HELP!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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HeyPachuco! said:
This Antimalware Virus has been giving me the ball ache since yesterday, is their anyway I could remove this somehow?

I remember getting it a year ago, and searched up on some website and found a removal for it, yet whenever I log onto search engines - it brings askjeeves.com or some other unfiltered domaines now.

PLEASE HELP!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
This is what you get when you keep searching for porn
 

HeyPachuco!

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This is what you get when you keep searching for porn
Funny,

Because I hardly ever search for porn, if I want to fap, I just log onto my Documents - My Pictures and fap away at the numerous girls I know I'm going to be fvcking later in the months to come :)

Infact I was searching for the Japan vs England pre-game details when this son of a bytch bit me.
 

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HeyPachuco! said:
Funny,

Because I hardly ever search for porn, if I want to fap, I just log onto my Documents - My Pictures and fap away at the numerous girls I know I'm going to be fvcking later in the months to come :)

Infact I was searching for the Japan vs England pre-game details when this son of a bytch bit me.
On a serious note, try to manually remove the virus via these steps:

http://www.im-infected.com/rogue/antimalware-virus.html
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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