"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anti-Slvt Defense?

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Chris Gamble

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Hey guys, after being at a party this weekend, i ended up sleeping with this girl who then sent me this message:

i just wanted you to know that tonight isn't something i usually do at all, and i hope you understand that. I guess that's fine if you don't see it as anything important, I just don't want you to think that it's not a big deal to me. I'm not like that and I don't want you to think of me like that. Just letting you know....

Hmmmm....obviously some sort of anti-slvt defense, (girl is kind of slvtty), how should I respond DJs??

-Chris
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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KingRich

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First of all, it's a bullsh!t line.....

You think this is the first time she banged someone like this? She probably has that text line saved in her cell for occasions like these....:crackup:

Response: "Yeah, me neither..."

Rich
 
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Ya - thats just her anti-slut damage shield.

Just respond with something like, "Ya I know what you mean" And just continue on as if she never said that the next time you see her.
 
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Mr_knowit_all

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Answer " If it was your first time, how did you learn that trick with the carrot up your ass"?
 
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