"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Anti-Slvt Defense?

Chris Gamble

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Hey guys, after being at a party this weekend, i ended up sleeping with this girl who then sent me this message:

i just wanted you to know that tonight isn't something i usually do at all, and i hope you understand that. I guess that's fine if you don't see it as anything important, I just don't want you to think that it's not a big deal to me. I'm not like that and I don't want you to think of me like that. Just letting you know....

Hmmmm....obviously some sort of anti-slvt defense, (girl is kind of slvtty), how should I respond DJs??

-Chris
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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KingRich

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First of all, it's a bullsh!t line.....

You think this is the first time she banged someone like this? She probably has that text line saved in her cell for occasions like these....:crackup:

Response: "Yeah, me neither..."

Rich
 

flexion_

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Ya - thats just her anti-slut damage shield.

Just respond with something like, "Ya I know what you mean" And just continue on as if she never said that the next time you see her.
 

Mr_knowit_all

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Answer " If it was your first time, how did you learn that trick with the carrot up your ass"?
 
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