"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Now "kill the homos" groups have some evidence :D

Dude - 3 weeks of antibiotics? That stuff is a joke.

Flu has greater chances to do you any harm. :)

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Originally posted by rgeere
I bet they would not care, most of them just rationalize the effects away anyways thinking they can avoid the outcome using medicine to compensate for their promiscuity or something.
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Them as in homos or doctors?
 
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Dude - 3 weeks of antibiotics? That stuff is a joke.
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"The disease, known as LGV or Lymphogranuloma venereum, is caused by specific strains of chlamydia and is often marked by painful, bloody rectal infection and genital ulcers."

I fail to see that as a joke, when your genitals get painful ulcers.

"LGV can be cured by a three-week course of antibiotics if identified early. Untreated, it can cause swelling and scarring of the genitals and permanent damage to the bowels. "

What happens if you have a mild case of it and you decide to ignore it?? you are fvcked for life, your d1ck wil be so mutilated no chick would touch it.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Now "kill the homos" groups have some evidence :D

Dude - 3 weeks of antibiotics? That stuff is a joke.

Flu has greater chances to do you any harm. :)

Cheers
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Did you read the whole thing?
It can be cured with 3 weeks of antibiotics IF detected early. If its not it will cause scars on your genitals and you'll have bowel problems for the rest of your life.
Yeah, you'll be a real chick magnet with a scarred d1ck and sh1tting yourself on a date. :cool:
 
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chicks dig **** scars
 
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Originally posted by Levex
Did you read the whole thing?
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Yes I did. And I know what I'm talking about.

I also read a great deal about syphylis, TB, hepatitis, herpes... etc etc...

If its not it will cause scars on your genitals and you'll have bowel problems for the rest of your life.
Yeah, you'll be a real chick magnet with a scarred d1ck and sh1tting yourself on a date.
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Well DUH!

It's a disease. If left untreated, every disease will kill you.

Compare it with this:
Syphylis: At the lightest, requires hospitalization and a MINIMUM of 8 month of antibiotic treatment. If left untreated your **** will literally fall off, your bones will rot, your fingers will won't bend...

Tuberculosis: A minimum of one year of antibiotics. Minimum 20% reduction in tidal volumes of the lungs, possible amputation.

Hepatitis: Uncurable, only suppressed. Comes back when your immunity drops. Guaranteed liver damage. (read 10-20 years less) High fatality threat...

Herpes: Uncurable. Potential damage to reproductory system and other organs. Increased risk of genetic defects in offspring...

HIV: Guaranteed death in 10-15 years and a sh1tload of money to keep it down.

ECOLI: brain damage, interior lining damage, blood infection, high fatality... Minimum of 2 months of antibiotic treatment. Incubation period of 2 days.

Salmonella: Guaranteed death if without treatment at the onset of symptoms.

Cancer, food poisoning, tetanus... all of them are more dangerous that this thing.

So don't tell me some bacterial "new" STD with 500 infected in the last 5 years changes anything.
 
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So don't tell me some bacterial "new" STD with 500 infected in the last 5 years changes anything.
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Of coarse it changes things but not in a short period of time. There are many diseases out there which are worst and probably can kill you, but that is not the point. The point is that we don't need another STD mixing in together with the rest of the sh1t we already have.

Its bad enough that there is a risk everytime we sleep with a new sexual partner, but adding another std to the bag is tiring by itself.

The Medical community is not equipped for anything in case something "big happens". All new diseases need to be quickly invistigated and eradicated at the point of origin. I saw how difficult was SARS was to contain in Toronto and how everytime we seem to have beaten it another outbreak occured elsewear.

In The last few years in North America (especially Canada) we have to deal with new diseases that we never encountered before: West Nile, Mad Cow Disease, SARS and now it seems another one is being added to the pot.

It is only a matter of time before the Chicken/bird flu will arrive to North America, and we will get mass hysteria again like we did with SARS.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Ok... I'm on a totally different wave about this. I think that from epidemology standpoint SARS is not that bad either.

What's bad you ask me?

When HIV evolves to be airborne, it's gonna be bad :)
 
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MagnuM's 5 Easy Steps to Staying STD Free

1.) Don't be a fag and bone a man.

2.) Don't shoot heroine.

3.) Don't bone prostitutes (Only Nevada prostitutes are 100% safe).

4.) Don't be a fag and bone a man.

5.) Use a f u c k i n g condom you f u c k i n g dumbass!:rolleyes:
 
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Stay in doors, don't touch anyone and rub yourself down with alcohol twice a day. Stay safe.
 
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^^ yes, and dont forget to wipe your balls with alcohol.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Because then you wouldn't be around anymore pheonix.
 
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(Doesn't it always spread from the Gay community and then to everyone else??)
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Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this.

Why cant you americans finally develope a cure for homosexuality?
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Well there's years of psychological therapy that have "straightened" people out
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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