"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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When I have a party, I like to invite a few potentials along so I've got options that night.. and if they don't work out they usually bring a friend too.

So just some quick advice on a good reply here.
There is a chick (HB9) that I pashed ages ago, I was AFC back then and it all fell to ****.
She's one of those chicks that knows she's hot, and knows that I wanted her, and plays on that. So I know she's pretty much not interested, but we've stayed in contact and recently I've been acting ****y and she's responding pretty well.

I asked her out last week but she made some bull**** excuse about having no money, but invited me out this weekend. I told her it was good she cancelled with no money, because I was expecting her to buy heaps of drinks... and that I'm already busy for the weekend, and she'd have to get in quicker in the future.

I sent a group email out today with a funny bday invite for a couple weeks. I put all the recipients on BCC, so it looks like it was sent individually.

She sent me this reply :

haha, um, is anyone else invited to this? Or just me?

I have two big things on that night with my best friend, but I'll try and come early for a little while.
Damn ***** is being ****y again!

I figured I'll just ignore it and see if she comes or not, but then thought I should take the opportunity to be ****y back.
So I'm about to send this, and figure, hey I'm on this forum, I may as well get some advice from guys who do this **** better than me. Here's what I was going to write :

"No. It's just you. I've specifically booked the whole place out and am decking it with red roses and chocolates, and asking the DJ to play slow dance songs while we sip on vintage champagne and eat my homemade pasta and talk about our emotional connection.

Haha, idiot! Get over yourself! :D

There should be a good turn out.. I'll prob be rocking up around 10.
Your friend or whoever is more than welcome, but don't sweat if you have something more important on...... (talk to the hand) :)

I probably won't have time to chat to you anyway.. I'll just palm you off to one of my other annoying friends before you get drunk and annoying and I have to fend you off when you pounce on me for a bday pash.."


Input welcome
Cheers
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Nah.....that wont work....you being far too defencive. Its so obious you like this girl and your using this sh!t as a defence mechanism.

"No. It's just you. I've specifically booked the whole place out and am decking it with red roses and chocolates, and asking the DJ to play slow dance songs while we sip on vintage champagne and eat my homemade pasta and talk about our emotional connection."

(Sarcasm....I like it!) Will make her laugh....but dont insult her.


Go on to say "There should be a good turn out.. I'll prob be rocking up around 10.
Your friend is more than welcome, but don't sweat if you have something more important on......"

Laters



More simple....less IN YOUR FACE.....Still has the C+F in there.

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Tomatoes said:
Nah.....that wont work....you being far too defencive. Its so obious you like this girl and your using this sh!t as a defence mechanism.

"No. It's just you. I've specifically booked the whole place out and am decking it with red roses and chocolates, and asking the DJ to play slow dance songs while we sip on vintage champagne and eat my homemade pasta and talk about our emotional connection."

(Sarcasm....I like it!) Will make her laugh....but dont insult her.


Go on to say "There should be a good turn out.. I'll prob be rocking up around 10.
Your friend is more than welcome, but don't sweat if you have something more important on......"

Laters



More simple....less IN YOUR FACE.....Still has the C+F in there.

Sarge On!

Cheers thanks.. I knew I had the right ingredients, but with your edit it sounds way less spiteful.
 
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