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Master Don Juan
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Okay, so this thread isn't about my "one-itus" at all ------>
It's about an entirely different chick
So here it goes:
This chick is a year younger than me, a Sophomore. She been in my gym class for a whole year now and and I always thought her to be the cutest one in the class (there's not that many chicks to choose from though, lol)....
Yet even though I'm extremely outgoing and always the center of attention in the class, I've never actually approached her and had a direct conversation.
This all changes soon enough.........
So one day,
I was at a Tennis and I stopped playing in order to let another official match start. She and her (chubby)friend were sitting on a bench and were talking. I sit on a bench right next to them and then think to myself,
"What have I got to lose? ----> Why no start up a conversation right now?" To my surprise, they become extremely receptive and friendly. Soon enough I begin with a full-blown "****y + funny" routine and implement KINO.
She soon starts giving me a lot of IOIs.
I then grab her phone and start fvcking around with it -----> I look through all her pictures (setting her wallpaper to pic of her boobs
)
Soon enough, her and her begin talking about her boyfriend -----> more specifically how much an gay, annoying, needy chump he actually is :crackup:
And then she utters (warning, this may be very new to some on the site, lol)
"I really don't know how I can get rid of him......."
I quickly respond with, "Dump the Chump" - She starts cracking up histerically
After that, I hit her with this line "If all the chicks acted like you, guys would be getting laid left and right" lmao
In order to help her out of this predicament, I took a "sexy" picture of myself and set it as her default wallpaper and told her to leave it.....
She said, "okay"
After having developed a huge amount of rapport with her over a matter of an hour and a half, lol......She offered to give me a ride home.
Once getting in her mom's car (sitting shotgun) -----> I used a great deal of "****y comedy" and busted on them for a long time. Even her mom stated giving me IOIs (she's somewhat of a MILF, hahaha)
I can say that I honestly left a good impression on them
So what can you guys tell me on how to deal with her loser-ass borefriend? She's oviously not that interested in him anymore (even her mom was saying how much of a pain in the ass he was)
What is the correct course of action in regards to this situation?
Any "boyfriend destroyers" I can use to completely eliminate him from the picture??
Thanks in advance for your help........
It's about an entirely different chick
So here it goes:
This chick is a year younger than me, a Sophomore. She been in my gym class for a whole year now and and I always thought her to be the cutest one in the class (there's not that many chicks to choose from though, lol)....
Yet even though I'm extremely outgoing and always the center of attention in the class, I've never actually approached her and had a direct conversation.
This all changes soon enough.........
So one day,
I was at a Tennis and I stopped playing in order to let another official match start. She and her (chubby)friend were sitting on a bench and were talking. I sit on a bench right next to them and then think to myself,
"What have I got to lose? ----> Why no start up a conversation right now?" To my surprise, they become extremely receptive and friendly. Soon enough I begin with a full-blown "****y + funny" routine and implement KINO.
She soon starts giving me a lot of IOIs.
I then grab her phone and start fvcking around with it -----> I look through all her pictures (setting her wallpaper to pic of her boobs
)Soon enough, her and her begin talking about her boyfriend -----> more specifically how much an gay, annoying, needy chump he actually is :crackup:
And then she utters (warning, this may be very new to some on the site, lol)
"I really don't know how I can get rid of him......."
I quickly respond with, "Dump the Chump" - She starts cracking up histerically
After that, I hit her with this line "If all the chicks acted like you, guys would be getting laid left and right" lmao
In order to help her out of this predicament, I took a "sexy" picture of myself and set it as her default wallpaper and told her to leave it.....
She said, "okay
" After having developed a huge amount of rapport with her over a matter of an hour and a half, lol......She offered to give me a ride home.
Once getting in her mom's car (sitting shotgun) -----> I used a great deal of "****y comedy" and busted on them for a long time. Even her mom stated giving me IOIs (she's somewhat of a MILF, hahaha)
I can say that I honestly left a good impression on them
So what can you guys tell me on how to deal with her loser-ass borefriend? She's oviously not that interested in him anymore (even her mom was saying how much of a pain in the ass he was)
What is the correct course of action in regards to this situation?
Any "boyfriend destroyers" I can use to completely eliminate him from the picture??
Thanks in advance for your help........