"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Her: (jokingly) ha, I could just yell out 'rape!' right now and you'd be in for it/get in trouble/get arrested

That wasn't exactly it.. I don't remember, but close enough. It seemed an odd line, I've thought about it a bit but can't really think of a response.

Maybe something like 'you'd like that wouldn't you', but the problem with that is shes just talking about saying it, not me actually doing it.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Pull out your mobile, press a button and say, "Good! Now that I have that on tape I'm gonna use it against you." Then laugh at her and tell her you have total control of her now.


That took me 1 min to think of. That question will totally make me freeze up on the spot!
 

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id scream out "RAPE shes trying to RAPE ME HELPPPP".

Arutha have you read Magician or Krondor the betrayal or any of the Raymon E Fiest books?

Ninja out
 

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Originally posted by arutha
Her: (jokingly) ha, I could just yell out 'rape!' right now and you'd be in for it/get in trouble/get arrested

"I hear that in prison you can trade 2 cartons of cigarettes to kill someone on the outside. 1 carton if they're allowed to rape the girl first."
 

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Originally posted by Black_Italian
id scream out "RAPE shes trying to RAPE ME HELPPPP".
:crackup: I can just imagine it in a quiet cafe setting. Some dude yells that out. HAHAHAHA!! Definitely prove the point you're a confident funny guy.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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If a girl said that to me, I would stand up, zip up, and walk away, never to speak to that girl again.

I shyt you not... if the girl followed me, I'd tell her to fvck right off too.
 

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Originally posted by arutha
Her: (jokingly) ha, I could just yell out 'rape!' right now and you'd be in for it/get in trouble/get arrested


"If you're gonna frame me, you kind of need my help in planting various evidence. Let's get started!"

:)
 

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Easy. Ya just turn it round and claim the girl's the one trying to rape you.

You're the prize after all.

Say:

"What makes you think you're rapeable?"

Ya get ten points for using the word rapeable aswell.
 

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Originally posted by So pimp its scary
If a girl said that to me, I would stand up, zip up, and walk away, never to speak to that girl again.

I shyt you not... if the girl followed me, I'd tell her to fvck right off too.
I see what you mean, but this isn't in an intimate moment. This happens while walking in public.

"If you're gonna frame me, you kind of need my help in planting various evidence. Let's get started!"
Haha I like that one, thanks for that. :D

That took me 1 min to think of. That question will totally make me freeze up on the spot!
Yup.. Usually I can think of something, even if it is a bit later on, but this one had me stumped completely.

Arutha have you read Magician or Krondor the betrayal or any of the Raymon E Fiest books?

Yeah, I've read pretty much all his books. Arutha, Prince of Krondor. Great author isn't he.

Thanks for the responses. :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yeh thats why iw as asking Arutha Prince of Krondor. Itd be a coincidence if you had that nick and it wasnt from those books.

Ninja out
 

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Irregardless, if a woman threatens or even suggests pulling the rape card... that is not a woman I want anything to do with.

Last thing I need is to have to go to court to try and prove that the relations we had 6 months earlier was actually consentual.

Now, if she said it jokingly even... and it was clearly in a joking manner I would say something do something to the effect of :
-Stop
-Turn to her with a serious expression
-Listen, a friend of mine is in jail for another 8 years because a woman pulled that type of shyt. So, if you even suggest that you might do something like that, you might as well pack your bags right now, because that shyt is NOT funny, and I'm NOT having it.
 

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Originally posted by So pimp its scary
Irregardless, if a woman threatens or even suggests pulling the rape card... that is not a woman I want anything to do with.

Ahh another young cvnt exercising the fruits entitled to her by feminism.

Any cvnt who would fvckin dare make light of the literally thousands of innocent men who have to defend there name with false claims of rape should be kicked to the curb immediately.
 

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Get this, the HB7.5 I was w/ on the weekend, says as we are watching a movie, did you know that 90% of guys would rape a girl if they knew they could get away w/ it. I said I totally would agree but understand the way it would affect the women so for that reason I wouldn't. Then we talked about how rape is about power and not sex.

After when I was fvcking her the second time, it was a lil too soon, and I was having a hard time keeping it hard. I pulled it out and would rub it on her cl1t, to get it hard.

The part that freaked me out, was she acted like she didn't enjoy it, so the first time I stopped, and put it back in, when it got soft again, I repeated the procedure. She did the same thing, however I got this weird sense that she was doin it on purpose (acting like she didn't want it) to turn me on.

Gotta like a women that will get into that kinda role playin w/out even bein asked :rockon:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by MacAvoy
The part that freaked me out, was she acted like she didn't enjoy it, so the first time I stopped, and put it back in, when it got soft again, I repeated the procedure. She did the same thing, however I got this weird sense that she was doin it on purpose (acting like she didn't want it) to turn me on.

Gotta like a women that will get into that kinda role playin w/out even bein asked
I dont get it, wheres your excitement coming from? Are you saying your into the whole rape fantasy thing and she played up on it and thats why you dig her?

If a chick was enjoying being banged but pretended she didnt like it I would be thinking "weirdo" but thats just me.
 

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It was only for those brief seconds when I would pull out that she would pretend she didn't enjoy it. The rest of the time, she wanted more, she wouldn't let me stop. I'd say yes to your first question, but thats not the only reason why I was into her, she had an awesome drive, and it was the first time that I could remember I let a women dominate me in the sense she told me how to do it to her.

Never experience that before, or thought I would be into it. But it was kinda cool. That and the fact that she made me keep goin and goin until SHE was satisfied.
 

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Originally posted by Black_Italian
You take things a little to seriously.

Ninja out
Tell you what... here's the situation.

You're walking down the street, cops pull over and tell you that you're under arrest. For what??? For raping a girl 6 months back, she finally came forward to put you down.

Now, on the stands you're sitting there, and the prosecutor is ferociously asking questions to imply your guilt. Then, "Did at any time during the events in question did she say 'No'?"

"Well, she moaned 'no' a little bit, but that was after we started."

Guilty of Rape! Congratulations! You now get to learn the definition of rape over your prison term, courtesy of your cell mate Bubba... average sentance is 10 years! Look at it this way, at least you'll have made one friend during that time.

http://www.wherestheoutrage.org/articles/art_89.php

Now, what were you saying about taking it too seriously?? Should smack you across the face for not taking this shyt seriously.
 

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Dude...she was only kidding...don't take it seriously
 

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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