Another girl asks me for porn!

[PeterCrouch]

Strange really as I'm not really a porn guy but hey ho nevermind. Instead of asking her for something in return like I did the last one, when this girl text me asking me for a good porn site I went with this reply...

"Are you incapable of finding these sites yourself?"

She replied "Nope. Just lazy. Pleeease "

I said.. "So you want me to give you something that will get you all hot and horny so some essex rude boi can finish you off?" (Essex rude boi is a term used for the guys who live where she lives btw)

she said "No, I want you to give me a site that gets me all hot and horny so that I can then finish myself off. (As no one seems to be good enough!) That ok?"

How should I reply to this? Any ideas?

Ta for any help.

 

[DJDoomage]

Use what'z ya phone number by 2Pac for template. BUT, texting wont achieve anything. You need to call her.


http://www.uncoverthenet.com/lyrics/listing/17726.php

 

[woods]

Give her phone sex. I think chicks get off on that better anyway.

 

[azanon]

Why not just continue on with the thread you already have?
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=117221&highlight=porn

 

[Sacratus Bellator]

Why not just continue on with the thread you already have?
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=117221&highlight=porn

Or better still, don't post about it at all

 

[spider_007]

say;

thanks for calling me "not good enough"
here is the site.....bla bla bla bla
don't hurt yourself.


.

 

[Sacratus Bellator]

What purpose is behind this peter? It seems to me like you're wasting our time as well as your own. Maybe you need to be looking for girls in real life instead of worrying about getting porn for some girl.

 

[SamRi72]

If you have no fear:
"Sorry I only make my own porn. I'm working on one right now, you interested?"

Not sure if it works, but that's what I'd do if she lived modestly nearby and was on record attracted to me or of little value. What's the worst thing she could say? No

 

[woods]

Why is it that you havent just told her to come over, or that you will come over? You may be missing a huge come on here, bro. Why would she want porn, when she can have the real thing??????

How can you be too lazy to look for porn online? That doesnt make sense.

 

[Ayoooo]

To be honest I think it's a test to see what kinda dude you are. Its easy to go online and find porn the internet is 50% porn lol. And why would she share something that's supposed to be a secret with you? I think it's a test she wants to see if you expose yourself.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

...she said "No, I want you to give me a site that gets me all hot and horny so that I can then finish myself off. (As no one seems to be good enough!) That ok?"

How should I reply to this? Any ideas?

Personally I would have ragged on her for not being able to get herself started; maybe even ask her if she normally let guys (or girls) let her get started just to send them away so that she could finish by herself. Y'know, ask her why she doesn't want to share her toys or something of that nature.

 

[jglide1]

Give her what she wants

Listen Brotha,
One of two things
1) This particular girl is either teasing you
2) Or she is inviting you in between her legs indirectly

In my experience, unless i have been knowing a female for awhile, she wont just start asking for advice on porno. If this is happening repeatedly, maybe there is something you are saying or doing that makes them think you have exceptional knowledge on porno. Strange situation.

 

[tobby]

jglide1 hit this one right on the head. If you're a FRIEND, then maybe she would do stupid things like this to you. If she's not a FRIEND, then push the envelope and get some. She obviously wants you.

 

[PeterCrouch]

Now she has asked me for a 3sum with another guy!

I said something about making my own porn only at the moment and asked if she was interested. She said she might be persuaded if I could find another guy to join in.

I said "I'm a selfish man, why would I want to share something that looks so edible with another guy?"

But I didnt realise she was such a slut lol.

 

[SmokeX]

Dude make yourself seem like the bigger man.

Tellher something like this

"Once I'm done with you, you will always be coming back for more!"

****y yesh, gets her thinking? YESH

Smoke Out!

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

Dude,

If you're gonna give her porn.. don't give her just anything. Swich it up.

You got so many choices:

lesbian porn
midget porn
old people porn
beastiality porn
fat people porn
anorexic porn
shemales & other gay porn

and etc.

If she wants porn... give her some. But not what she asks for. You got an opportunity to have some fun here.

 

[woods]

Now she has asked me for a 3sum with another guy!

I said something about making my own porn only at the moment and asked if she was interested. She said she might be persuaded if I could find another guy to join in.

I said "I'm a selfish man, why would I want to share something that looks so edible with another guy?"

But I didnt realise she was such a slut lol.

I told you she wanted your dyck!

I'd say "Look, youre gonna have a hard enough time handling ME. The only thing another guy will be doing is holding the damn camera!"

I bet she'll fvck you straight up. She's just throwing a wyld card out. I've told chcks I'd only bang them if they brought a girlfriend with them.

 

[thirtyplus]

She said she might be persuaded if I could find another guy to join in.

Great. Get a good male buddy. Go over there. **** her.

Done.

I said "I'm a selfish man, why would I want to share something that looks so edible with another guy?"

Of coures you did, ya dumb bastard.....why TH are you talking about how edible she LOOKS? Is that supposed to turn her on?

But I didnt realise she was such a slut lol.

Never, ever, EVER, be sexually judgmental in that way of a women. Not to their faces and not when talking to your buddies about her. It will get back to her and it is one of the CARDINAL rules of seduction.

NEVER.