"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Another fail, lol

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So it was Kingsday in holland. Basically a party like new years, except it's in April, and it's better because everyone's outside drinking, or drinking in little bars, while at New Years all the hot girls want to go go exclusive clubs instead of any old bar. It's basically just better overall.

Was at my local bar, girls were going crazy.

Eventually a girl with an E cup came up to order some drinks. I put my hand on her titty, and asked her where she was from. She said: "I don't know even know you", so I introduced myself. A few seconds later I started making out with her, and she was WILD.

Anyways, it was just a lucky kingsday make-out. Thing is I just woke up so regretful the next day because I didn't get to fvck her. She was stroking my d!ck through my boxers, but I couldn't get it 100% hard, because I already jerked off that day, and I didn't really eat so well.

So when she had to go to the bathroom, I joined her in line, and I could have gone into the bathroom with her, but I knew I wouldn't be able to finish the job, and I guess I just wasn't horny enough to want to go fvck on top of a toilet seat. She did kind of look at me disappointed when I decided not to go inside with her though.

So yeah, she had E-size titties, and she liked it when I squeezed em real hard, and she kept pushing my face in them. Her pvssy was real hot too, and she even rubbed it up against my hand when I grabbed her ass.

I tried to finger her, but she took my hand out of her panties. Anyways, I guess next time I will take my vitamins beforehand and make sure I am super horny!!

Anyways I woke up really regretful and horny the next day. Felt like **** that I didn't fvck her. If only I had eaten better and charged my energy better, taken some of them bodybuilding supplements! I would have liked to join her in that bathroom stall and fvck the **** out of her.

She wasn't that hot, body-wise, but she did have HUGE tits and she really wanted to get fvcked!! So I feel a bit like a failure now.

I do have her number though, but I feel as though I'd only lose my dignity if I call or text her.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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I operate on a pretty strict "no wack-off before going out" MO, usually give myself a few days to build up, hit the gym every day, keeping the drive sky-high. Same with before a date. Gotta be willing to confidently escalate when you can. Sex drive, while making you do stupid things you'll regret, also makes you do stupid things you won't regret. Plus, I know my game is always wayyyy tighter when I'm rev'd up. Become more conniving to get what you want. Only got one life to experience!

Don't feel like you failed, though you woulda had a pretty dope story if you had pulled off the bathroom smash. Just save the pipe cleaning for Sunday-Wednesday, with potential annotation if you have a date during the week or aren't going out on the weekend.
 

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thanks dawg - appreciate the response

Gonna have to follow your advice from now on
 
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