"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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water tiger, if we are stuck on some abandoned island , i will bring the duct tape and you can bring the radio transmitter and we can mc guyver our way through... but as for chicks like imaginary boyfriend lady.. they are on their own!
 

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Oh man, women like this are the worst to encounter. Posessive and controlling, even though they may not be in a relationship with you.

I suppose I should go pop in at Loveshack and do some posting. I haven't been there in a while. If anyone wants the name I use over there, PM me :)
 

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Desdinova said:
Oh man, women like this are the worst to encounter. Posessive and controlling, even though they may not be in a relationship with you.

I suppose I should go pop in at Loveshack and do some posting. I haven't been there in a while. If anyone wants the name I use over there, PM me :)
i can not remember my password there or even what email account i used to use. grr.
 

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Man, I'd forgotten how hopeless most of the men on there are. I just responded to a guy who's complaining about the username "TeddyBear" not working for Online dating. I wonder why? :rolleyes:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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penkitten said:
water tiger, if we are stuck on some abandoned island , i will bring the duct tape and you can bring the radio transmitter and we can mc guyver our way through... but as for chicks like imaginary boyfriend lady.. they are on their own!
Penkitten + WaterTiger + Duct tape = one interesting time.
 

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penkitten said:
water tiger, if we are stuck on some abandoned island , i will bring the duct tape and you can bring the radio transmitter and we can mc guyver our way through... but as for chicks like imaginary boyfriend lady.. they are on their own!

:cheer:I have a Swiss Army knife on my keychain! We can build the transmitter out of coconuts, barbed wire, pennies and vinegar! We rock!:rockon:

Now the crazy Thersa chick is saying how she's a bornagain Christian and has been...get this..."A Born Again VIRGIN":eek: How the hell does THAT work????
 

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oh i got it..
if a born again christian is asking to be absolved of your sins to start a new...
then a born again virgin is asking to be absolved of your sinful sex life to start a new...
doesn't matter how hard you try, asking for forgiveness means god forgives it all not just some, and in no way does it ever ripe that cherry again:)
 

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Yeah, because sex is like.....sinful. Oh so.....sinful. No one should be allowed to have sex..because it's ..........sinful.We're all going straight to Hell, people.

:rolleyes:

That lady is loopy, anyway.
 
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