Jake_Gyllenhaal69
Banned
- Joined
- Mar 9, 2021
- Messages
- 3,495
- Reaction score
- 2,771
- Age
- 28
1). I am constantly having sex with different women- They think that my apartment is just a constant revolving door for women when it's actually I might see 2-3 women at once and either decide to date one or refresh after one drops
2). I'm out at a club 3-4 nights a week- Idk I feel like they have this fantasy of being suddenly single again and they are reminiscent of the good ole days in college.
3). Think that I don't have a meaningful life outside pleasure- Kind of pigging backing off of 2 but they just assume you live every day like the movie hangover. I workout, I have a career, I have bills, I have chores, so quit assuming I am down to randomly go out with you on a whim.
4). I am automatically interested in their single friend- No Amanda, I do not want your single mom party ***** friend that you talk shvt about behind her back. Just because I'm single does not mean I do not have standards.
5). They will constantly look down on you- There are two guys, Guy A and Guy B, and both guys go on a vacation to Spain and post about it on social media. Guy A receives praise and recognition for going to Spain. Guy B gets asked "Why are you in Spain" or "Shouldn't you be doing this instead", etc. It doesn't matter what you do, they will always secretly be jealous of you.
6). Judging your mate selection standards/trying to get you to hit on random women in public- We all have that one friend that will see a girl and bug the hell out of you to go and hit on her. If you do not then they will do it for you themselves, make it awkward, and then give you shvt about it the rest of the day.
2). I'm out at a club 3-4 nights a week- Idk I feel like they have this fantasy of being suddenly single again and they are reminiscent of the good ole days in college.
3). Think that I don't have a meaningful life outside pleasure- Kind of pigging backing off of 2 but they just assume you live every day like the movie hangover. I workout, I have a career, I have bills, I have chores, so quit assuming I am down to randomly go out with you on a whim.
4). I am automatically interested in their single friend- No Amanda, I do not want your single mom party ***** friend that you talk shvt about behind her back. Just because I'm single does not mean I do not have standards.
5). They will constantly look down on you- There are two guys, Guy A and Guy B, and both guys go on a vacation to Spain and post about it on social media. Guy A receives praise and recognition for going to Spain. Guy B gets asked "Why are you in Spain" or "Shouldn't you be doing this instead", etc. It doesn't matter what you do, they will always secretly be jealous of you.
6). Judging your mate selection standards/trying to get you to hit on random women in public- We all have that one friend that will see a girl and bug the hell out of you to go and hit on her. If you do not then they will do it for you themselves, make it awkward, and then give you shvt about it the rest of the day.