"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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announcing NEW COUNTRY

jgnrb

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founding of tsl republic
declaration of independence
Wednesday March 27, 2024
republic president (I)

dear citizens,im honored to anounce creation of a new nation. we are the reasons 1st country in world to outlaw both misogyny n misandry.we strive to be a force of change for achieving true gender equality.we categorically reject superiority of one sex over another.one of many goals of our government is eliminate manipulate in any way shape or for that cause suffering to another fellow human beings, whether emotional physical.
we are completely virtual in terms of territory.also Citizenship is to be granted digitally
noawadays many men choose to be a betabuxxer in hopes of reaching physical unity with subject of oneitis.such unnecessary predicament
can be avoided simply through implementation of social safety net known as https://www.sosuave.net/. the webpage is hereby declared as public property. Mentally picture parks in your area of current residence

currently ministerial positions are vacant.we accept your application to work with our administration individual who
are able and willing to actualize our ideals.
we seek to make alliance with kekistan.once our independence is recognized envoy will be sent to represent our government externally.



our noble goals aside, we are still in a path towards economic development.as president i formally encourage generous giving to our national treasury.donations can be made here (gofundme link hyperlink
no conscription
no compulsory taxes
free speech /expression
freedom of movement
Job freedom
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Duke

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Somebody better put the cork back on the bottle.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Divorced w 3

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A couple years ago the military seriously considered sending in special ops to drop the guy in Seattle who declared his neighborhood an autonomous nation under the insurrection act. They would have been within their right to do so.
 

BaronOfHair

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A couple years ago the military seriously considered sending in special ops to drop the guy in Seattle who declared his neighborhood an autonomous nation under the insurrection act. They would have been within their right to do so.
Such a plot would've been ideal for that Expendables-esque movie Bruce Campbell has been trying to get off the ground
 

BillyPilgrim

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Unironically, this will require a reality shift into 5th dimension but it could be done.
 
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