Anna Kournikova's Man is a Don Juan, as if you didn't know that...

[Evan_M]

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sp...e=Guarding+Anna+is+a+full-time+job+...+really

"She's not exactly making it easy for us," Videnschek said. "She's constantly slipping away, walking away from us and not letting us know that she's going somewhere."

Who said it was easy being Anna? All day long, she was on the phone trying to reach some guy, who was not returning her phone calls. So she kept breaking away from the bodyguards, trying to find a little privacy to talk on her cell phone and reach this guy. (And by the way, what kind of idiot doesn't return phone calls from Anna?) "

To answer this AFC's question...A Don Juan!

I thought the above was funny and insightful.

 

[fan27]

" (And by the way, what kind of idiot doesn't return phone calls from Anna?) "

The kind of guy that is going to have her legs wrapped around his face!

 

[Dee-Zy]

Originally posted by fan27
" (And by the way, what kind of idiot doesn't return phone calls from Anna?) "

The kind of guy that is going to have her legs wrapped around his face!

or the opposite.

 

[Eternal]

I was wondering what happened to Sir_Chancealot...

 

[vectorz]

Uhm, well that 'guy' would be Enrique Iglesias. I think that explains everything.

 

[BGMan]

Haha! Reminds me of the HB female friend that I've been dealing with lately:

http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32412&perpage=20&pagenumber=2

Last Sunday I "forgot" to meet her -- just to see what would happen. She called my house! I was out, so she called me again 45 mins. later! I said that I had "sorta spaced it off", she offered a little later, but I said I was "too tired".

The next morning, she called me AGAIN, but I was gone. She cornered me after class and offered Wednesday -- she had a wedding to go to the next day (not hers!), which was our usual time.

Strange, huh?

And, when I was at her apt., she and her roommate were checking messages. One said, "Hi J., this is J., I'm just calling to tell you I love y--" (she clicked to the next message). Ha. Mystery solved. An AFC boyfriend!

"What kind of idiot doesn't return phone calls from Anna?" The "idiot" who gets the girl(s), that's who!

BGMan

 

[squirrels]

You'd have to have a DJ attitude to hold down a girl with such arrogantly high self-esteem. But you'd also have to hold her attention long enough to make an impression, don't you think?