"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My carrot was loud so I took a rag and caught her in it. shes a total ***** always being really loud. nothing really works against her.


So i tookt hat rag and caught her and gave her some cuddling. i did my best to not damage her, the problem is she keeps on moving even if shes in a rag which may cause damage to her wings or something.

Thats why i tried to make her not move. and cuddled her back with my finger through the rag.

After a while i let her go and she was still on my lap. Weird. like she liked it. usually she would fly away as soon as she could but this time she stayed on my lap. maybe she liked me or maybe she was scared about wings too. Hmm

What you think?
 

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