"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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And you thought your parents were nuts...

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Since when did rednecks start moving to Austria?
 

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I thought i read something about mental retardation in the kids if you were to have them with your daughter or any immediate relatives because the genetics were too similar...true or false?
 

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heard about this on the radio earlier today

that is a face only a mother could love.

I feel horrible for anyone that is involved including the wife.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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It's so screwed up it's poetic.

Gotta thank this guy for making our daily reports on human depravity a little more interesting.
 

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comic_relief said:
I feel horrible for anyone that is involved including the wife.

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That wife must've been some sort of massive simpleton to not realise what was going on. He father 7 of his own grandkids, 3 of whom lived with him and his wife - where did she think they came from? They wern't hers. "Oh yeah, they're !our daughters! kids, no you can't speak to her, she's. . . away"

And where did she think he was going everynight, only to hear muffled noise coming from the cellar, and from behind the door he'd cunningly hidden behind the bookcase, only to return clutching a baby. And don't even get me started on the delivery of the chilldren, and the food he must have had to keep taking in there.

And blow me down, who the hell can't overpower a 70/80 year old man. Even a woman stupid enough to be locked in her own cellar could've given him a kick to the twig and giggleberries, if only for the sake of her children.

Peoples desire to be the victim blows me away sometimes.
 

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They say that she looks 20 years older than she is now, with white hair and wrinkles.

That is just so sad. And the poor teenagers who were born there and lived their whole life there! I can't even imagine.
 
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