"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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...and you thought 2 girls 1 cup was bad?!?

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Check out the final round of the BME PAIN Olympics!!



...also the spin off to 2girls1cup... 2girls1finger

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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the moment i saw a knife nad a penis I turned the video off.

the world is getting more and more f*cked every day.
 

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this is really weird. You sound like my roommate. He showed me 2 girls a few weeks ago and then the BME video. Fortunately I'm deleting the links cause they could be sick Porn. Members can google to find links.
 

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They are not sick porn dude... Joe Rogan even dares you to check it out!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i watched the first one

in its entirety

and i think im gonna go cry for a while.

if that's real, then holy ****... im utterly speechless.

how the **** did you find those? ive heard of random google searches but damn dude thats pretty ****ed up
 

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actually...i went on youtube and searched "2 girls 1 cup" and found the Joe Rogan reaction video...then after Joe watched it, he dared his friend to watch the BME Pain Olympics video and told him about it, so i googled that one too...
 

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technically the two girls ones are sick porn. That is a sexual fetish that people have... excuse me while I go be sick
 

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how do you know bme isn't real? self-mutilation of genitals for sexual gratification does exist, i've seen some sick sh!t. I heard that if you slice your **** in half vertically it feels good, i'm not stupid enough to try it but the people in BME were apparently on PCP when they shot this so it could very well be real.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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