OK, so guys, this is a guys forum ( i hope ), and I could do with some advice.
I bought a garden strimmer for 30 pounds, which is a fair chunk of money when the garden strimmer is a piece of ****.
I'mma take this ting back to the store tomorrow, and I'm hoping to get a refund. I'm going to burn out the motor of the strimmer tomorrow morning so that I can claim that it is faulty, when in reality it is just ****e... I used 2 spools of thread to get round my SMALL LAWN, which is about 10m by 5m...
I have bought another garden strimmer since, and it has been much more functional than this guilty orgasm of a rape victim of a strimmer.
So yeah, basically, I'm going back tomorrow for a refund, and if they don't give me a refund, then I'm going to Muay Thai the **** out of the store manager.
I want my money back. Not another of the same strimmer as the product reports on the site from customers are all at one star and have terrible reviews.
I was wondering if you guys know any key sentences or combinations of words to make this process much easier than heading off to trading standards and Watchdog. Like for instance, legal sentences that can back up my consumer rights in this situation.
I know a few of you have practiced at law school, and I know a lot of you are also very intelligent, so a few tips would be appreciated with great respect.
Thanks.
I bought a garden strimmer for 30 pounds, which is a fair chunk of money when the garden strimmer is a piece of ****.
I'mma take this ting back to the store tomorrow, and I'm hoping to get a refund. I'm going to burn out the motor of the strimmer tomorrow morning so that I can claim that it is faulty, when in reality it is just ****e... I used 2 spools of thread to get round my SMALL LAWN, which is about 10m by 5m...
I have bought another garden strimmer since, and it has been much more functional than this guilty orgasm of a rape victim of a strimmer.
So yeah, basically, I'm going back tomorrow for a refund, and if they don't give me a refund, then I'm going to Muay Thai the **** out of the store manager.
I want my money back. Not another of the same strimmer as the product reports on the site from customers are all at one star and have terrible reviews.
I was wondering if you guys know any key sentences or combinations of words to make this process much easier than heading off to trading standards and Watchdog. Like for instance, legal sentences that can back up my consumer rights in this situation.
I know a few of you have practiced at law school, and I know a lot of you are also very intelligent, so a few tips would be appreciated with great respect.
Thanks.