"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

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The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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OK, so guys, this is a guys forum ( i hope ), and I could do with some advice.

I bought a garden strimmer for 30 pounds, which is a fair chunk of money when the garden strimmer is a piece of ****.

I'mma take this ting back to the store tomorrow, and I'm hoping to get a refund. I'm going to burn out the motor of the strimmer tomorrow morning so that I can claim that it is faulty, when in reality it is just ****e... I used 2 spools of thread to get round my SMALL LAWN, which is about 10m by 5m...

I have bought another garden strimmer since, and it has been much more functional than this guilty orgasm of a rape victim of a strimmer.

So yeah, basically, I'm going back tomorrow for a refund, and if they don't give me a refund, then I'm going to Muay Thai the **** out of the store manager.

I want my money back. Not another of the same strimmer as the product reports on the site from customers are all at one star and have terrible reviews.

I was wondering if you guys know any key sentences or combinations of words to make this process much easier than heading off to trading standards and Watchdog. Like for instance, legal sentences that can back up my consumer rights in this situation.

I know a few of you have practiced at law school, and I know a lot of you are also very intelligent, so a few tips would be appreciated with great respect.

Thanks.
 

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I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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my consumer rights in this situation

You don't have any rights. All you have is your contract with the store, which likely gives very little to your cause. Clean the thing up, box it up, and be polite to everyone you talk to at the store. Take what you can get, store credit is better than nothing, and go to the company directly if you can't get anything from the store.

Every conflict you're ever going to have with anyone resembles a conflict with a woman in that it is always best to keep your cool. :cool:
 
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Update: Went back to the store today and got my money back! Burning the motor out seemed to be a good move, they didn't even bother looking at it.
 
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