Analyze this phone call i made (Audio Inside)

[DjDreamer]

Yo casino...I think you need a record contract...LoL..

Your flow was immaculate...too bad it was tainted with desperation...

Next time slow down the pace...don't reveal your sex intention by discussing babyoil...remain a mystery...let her make up a fantasy concerning who you are...

 

[Casino]

damn yall good advice. i think i jumped into the Fclose a little to early.

i'll have some more audio to critique next week. right now im a little under the weahter

 

[TheInfamousCBear]

This sh1t wouldnt go anywhere if you didnt even get the number from the girl...Cmon, I used to do sh1t like that back when I was in 7th grade, please tell me you were joking around with this, and please tell me that noone is taking this seriously...

 

[Happiness Renewed]

Casino, youre ****in hilarious.

Kind of sounded like one of Adam Sandler's voices.

 

[thejuice]

Thats funny dog. Hahahahahaha. The only thing i can say is dont say um too much

 

[Javelin44]

L.O.L

man... haha... that was some funny stuff
heres what i got from it

1. you got guts for all that haha
2. what's with the spasms? lol
3. she probably thinks you're a psycho now
4. i think you could have just asked her some questions to get a better convo insted of just asking her if you could ask some questions about her
5. nice rapping

gjgj, cant wait to hear more

 

[So Many Ways]

There are all kind of problems here.

First off, you were qualifying yourself to her by talking about your job, "pharmaceutical company stock broker", come on man. She could see right through that. You were trying to impress her by talking about your job. Instead, when a woman asks you about your job, that's a perfect opportunity to say something sarcastic, instead of bragging and qualifying yourself.

You were begging. That puts the nail in the coffin every time.

You were trying to bring up sex on the phone way too soon. If you're going to try to be ****y and funny like Deangelo suggests, you have to make her think sex is her idea. For example, she says something, you construe it as being sexually oriented.

Saying you resemble chingy? Come on, that's weak.

You need to get her info. Like Biggie said, "Find out what her interests are, who you be with, things to make her smile, what numbers to dial". In other words, find out what she's about, probe into her a little bit, get her to open up. Once you do that, then you can proceed to get inside of her head.

 

[skinnydart]

Ok, that was frieken hilarious.

You did good I thought, it's like you had a responce ready for everything she said, no fumbling around for words or anything.

And that "...so if you're every going to invest in the stock market, I'd recomend investing in..." sh1t was funny stuff!

I'd say he did pretty good, I mean he went from not knowing this chick at all, her saying no, and by the end up the conversation she was asking for his phone number.

That took guts.

 

[TurboOverCubicInches]

what on god's earth was THAT ALL ABOUT.

 

[Ice Cold]

I want more!

 

[Royal Elite]

If this was real I greatly applaud you courage to cold call her. Not to many people would try this. A lay man would think you were very ****ey, you didnt sound too scared. Now for the other side of the coin, 1. calling a girl you dont know who hasnt given permission a no no. 2. You want confidence not ****ey. Confidence is the the ability to tell her listen "i got you number from such and such and the way he made you sound I would love to be able to get to knwo you better". ****ey is Im a pimp, I do this, I do that, I, I, I,-there is very little I's in confidence, and nothing but I's in ****ey. 3. You came off extremely (and i dont mean to offend you just trying to be straight with a fellow dj) ignorant. No one likes ignorant even ignorant people. Every girl wants a prince charming, or somebody with some class, even if they are ghetto. The reason most of us ramble on the phone is because we dont have the confidence to get to the point (your intentions). Confidence is simply without hesitation, stating your intentions, not your feelings but your intentions. If this girl met you on some clown like cartoon character thats one thing, but she didnt know you, always make a dignified first impression.

ps. Never mention sex the first couple of minutes of a convo unless she does. Just because you are thinking sex doesnt mean she is.

 

[Tha Realnezz]

Sh1t is bogus.

If it is real then you need to stop coonin.

 

[thefonz]

Casino, teach me how to rap