Analyze THIS b1tch

[whatdude]

I have been with my girl for 6 mos now and I do nothing but treat her like gold... just recently we had a little conflict with her not giving me enough sex.. well, i guess it hurts her when we f*ck cuz she had part of her cervix removed. I don't know if there is any truth to that, could someone clear that up?

Anyway, what is pissing me off the most is I treat her like a princess... I buy her stuff and she does jack sh*t for me back. She has only gotten me a shirt for my bday. And i know she can afford it, she works 20 hours a week plus her parents have great careers. I work 9 hours a week and I live with my poor mother. She tells me that she used to spoil her boyfriends, but they just walked all over her... and now im getting the sh*t end of it. She hasn't even given me head yet... and she tells me that she used to be really good at it... but she got TMJ or some sh1t and now it hurts her. I dont know what to f*cking think, I don't know.

Im looking for another chick to get with, but I have to stay with this one until I find one otherwise I'll become too emotional and depressed. Any advice fellas?

 

[flexion_]

Well for starters she doesn't satisfy you sexually so find someone that does...

And 2nd stop treating her like a princess. Treat her the way she deserves based on her actions. If she is great treat her great is not then act accordingly.

 

[Big Eee Zee]

with 70 posts, this guy cant be for real.

i call bullsh!t...

 

[DONJUANFOREVER AGAIN]

This is exactly what I'm talking about, about this forum.

Here's a guy who joined in March, HAS HE READ ANY FVCKIN THING AND APPLIED IT???

I'm not even answering this post.

 

[Phyzzle]

Uh, didn't you already break up in another thread yesterday?

 

[zerocelcius]

The first question sounds like Cancer! Girls get cervix cancer and that is why they get paps. Could be very lagit. Somtimes it is caused by VD's like Genital Warts.

After you NEXT her you might want to get checked out. Wouldn't take it too seriously though.

you treat her like princess=her treating you like poo poo!

:wave:

 

[Docs]

This is exactly what I'm talking about, about this forum.

Here's a guy who joined in March, HAS HE READ ANY FVCKIN THING AND APPLIED IT???

I'm not even answering this post.

Here's a noob that joined...probably today or yesterday, and hasn't read a thing before opening his fat ass mouth.

Troll.:box:

 

[Docs]

So let me get this straight...she doesn't want anything sexual? Try this, don't give any to her, nadda, none, nothing. Complain it hurts when you have sex with her because someone bit your **** off,

 

[DONJUANFOREVER AGAIN]

DOCS, wtf are you talking about, I've been apart of this forum for about 4 months now...

get your facts straight!

:box: And you don't wanna see me punk!

And why in the fvck would you even answer this post? If the guy would read the Bible's 1st fvckin paragraph he'll learn what he did wrong.

Guys should read and do, read and do, read and do...instead I just really think you azzholes log in to be entertained.

And DOCS, this is your "advice"

"Try this, don't give any to her, nadda, none, nothing. Complain it hurts when you have sex with her because someone bit your **** off,"

And you're calling someone else a troll? Dude I want to seriously beat your azz now.

 

[zerocelcius]

DJF I don't think DOCS realized that you are DJF.

DOC this is DouJuanForever...he got banned and came back as that SN.

:kick: :nono: :flowers:

 

[Docs]

-Four Months doesn't equal October 2006.
-I definitely log in to be entertained, and also to reply.
-Damn right its advice, it'd be called..err...giving her a taste of her own medicine.

--edit: Ohh, hey, sorry. I figured you were just another troll, sorry.

 

[DONJUANFOREVER AGAIN]

Z I feel you man, but I'm sick of this "troll patrol" shyt.

95% of guys on this forum are trolls, because they don't do shyt in the field, they are still scared shytless of women, they are not living the life they truly want to live...and they just log in here and read posts for "entertainment" but don't go out and do ANYTHING.

I call them the "church crowd." They go to church EVERY SUNDAY, maybe during the week some times as well, and they hear the sermons, they jump up and down and confess what they are GOING TO DO....

then when church is over they do NOTHING....

and the cycle continues.

And while these guys are on a Troll Patrol, they need to look themselves in the mirror and ask the question, "WHY DO I CONTINUE TO POST ON SOSUAVE? WHY DO I CONTINUE TO COME TO SOSUAVE?"

Ask yourself that question and seriously think for a minute....I bet you'll think about leaving.

 

[Docs]

I'm not a church go-er, but I understand what you're saying. I come on her personally to give out the odd useful piece of advice, sometimes to post a stupid comment that makes me laugh a little, and to read the interesting discussions we sometimes have.

That's why I'm here, and I do TP for the hell of it.

But I'm a field guy, I'm out a lot of the time, or I'm working. Meh.

 

[zerocelcius]

Yea I know I get flamed a lot too.

I see the KBJ's here and I am happy!!! SORRY BUT I LOVE knowing that they don't do **** out there. Less comp.!!!

It is the same way I feel about sex. As long as all the other guys suck I don't have to work so hard.

Let them slack and fail, makes success easier.

 

[Docs]

Haha, I wonder what would happen if all of the SS community was put into a single city, with a equal amount of all kinds of girls, and film it like a reality show.

Haha...makes me cry to think of that, every night, I'll walk down the neighbour hood and half the houses will have one upstairs light on, with someone alone MSTBing to himself. Haha.

--and now I got a thread idea, lol

 

[zerocelcius]

Great Idea! That is funny.

What would the show be called?!

 

[Docs]

Haha, I made the thread, it's in AE.

 

[penkitten]

how long ago was part of her cervix removed?
i could imagine that it probally is still painful, because it takes time for things such as that to heal properly. it could take well over a year before all the discomfort is gone. (and thats just me talking from having my tubes tied, and that part doesnt even get touched in sex where a cervix can. a cervix can get all banged up, which isnt good if her surgery was recent.) why did she have to have surgery there? she doesnt sound old enough to have cancer there...

however, if she really wanted to satisfy you, she could perform oral. what is tmj? is that lock jaw? who the heck gets lock jaw these days?

as far as buying you stuff for a birthday, it doesnt matter that her parents have more money than yours. perhaps there are other things she might be obligated to pay out of her paycheck such as car insurance or whatever.
a shirt is not a bad gift, its something you can use instead of a teddy bear.

 

[gruby]

Been in similar situation and ended it just recently.

She's not into you anymore. Break it off, it's not worthy.