Analyze Me

[Bling]

Sorry in advance for how long this post is....



Hi, I'm Daniel. I'm 5'7" 98 lbs, 14 years old. The doctor says I should be 5'11", 6'. However, with the size that I have, my weight makes me look extremely skinny. As far as bodily features, I have brown hair and blue eyes. When I ask ladies to rate me, they have said 7 or 8 (I know, not trying to hurt my feelings). Then most add "you're baby cute".

When it comes to friends, it's about 60-40 girls. My closet friends are girls. My best friend is a guy, but he's just a AFC. He'd never get a chick in his life by the nice guy role he fits.

When I hang out with guys, I do something that I know non of you will approve of. We horse around, usually letting them hit me, and never really retaliating. I know I shouldn't, but keep in mind, I'm at least 40 lbs. lighter than all of them. How do I get them to respect me more?

When it comes to my personality, I always maintain eye contact (having blue eyes helps it), I stand up straight a lot of the times, and there are some girls I'm confident with (and other girls can pick up on it). I listen very well, and I smile a lot. People always write in my yearbook that I'm funny (because I can make you laugh). I do have a weakness, I have a small nasal cavity. So my voice is higher than most guys. It's not as high as gay guys, but it's definitely not low. I did go through my voice change, but it still cracks when I talk fast.



What do I lack? What do I need to improve in? I know you've just seen big problems, how do I fix them?

 

[Royal Elite]

Homey all you need to do is start working out, and being more vocal. Learn to talk **** more to your pals, and learn to talk more aggressively with the girls you know. Teenage girls are really naive and fall for whatever guy has the most game. You can tell a chick anything at this age and she will believe it. Learn to make them feel good about themselves and you got them. And oh yeah the shy ones, and ones with little friends are the best. The cute girls know they cute and usually front more then the ones with no friends.

 

[Bling]

I'm probably leaving out a key part. I know people that let it slip that I like them. Unfortuantely, 3 out of the 4 have been older than me. 2 being Sophomores, 1 being a Senior. 1 of the Sophomores found out today. While the other 2 have given me a dirty look, and have tried to avoid me. I could be paranoid, but is it wrong for a girl to find out I like her?

 

[Fenderules]

Napoleon was 5'4 or something like that, a short little fart and look how much respect he got, he had an entire country bowing down to him, not because he inherited his power, but he created it.

something to think about

 

[Jay-X]

u remind me of the way i was until my sophomore year u have the same physical and moral features. anyway, when a high school girl knows that u like her is bad since it usually happens in a childish way. i mean, u cannot go to your friends and tell them you like a girl but you don't approach her... (even though i used to do that way myself)
i'm sorry for you but those girls (and most of their classmates) are going to consider you a loser for the rest of your high school years. don't worry, though, since it's plenty of other gals. i suggest that before everything you should read the bible (if you don't want to read everything, everyone here is happy to tell you what the most useful articles are) and start to approach girls your age or older girls from other schools (it's impossible to hook up with older girls of your school, until you are a junior).
if u want other "infos" just ask, man

 

[Bling]

Originally posted by Jay-X
u remind me of the way i was until my sophomore year u have the same physical and moral features. anyway, when a high school girl knows that u like her is bad since it usually happens in a childish way. i mean, u cannot go to your friends and tell them you like a girl but you don't approach her... (even though i used to do that way myself)
i'm sorry for you but those girls (and most of their classmates) are going to consider you a loser for the rest of your high school years. don't worry, though, since it's plenty of other gals. i suggest that before everything you should read the bible (if you don't want to read everything, everyone here is happy to tell you what the most useful articles are) and start to approach girls your age or older girls from other schools (it's impossible to hook up with older girls of your school, until you are a junior).
if u want other "infos" just ask, man

The good news is that next year, it probably will just be 1. One's a senior (college for her), and one of the Sophs. is my friend's friend, so I might get to know her in the future, and she isn't exactly popular, so not a lot of bad word about me. While the other Soph found out today, and might not react like I expect---she is a popular girl though.

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

Hooooly shiiiiit dude you would probably break if I punched your chest not that I would punch you

. Thats crazy man you need to work out more. Eat lots of meats, get some whey protein. As a matter of fact go visit the damn health forms.

98 pounds.. whoa... Well nuthin really you can do about your voice until you finish puberty and hopefully you'll deepen up. But other than that looks like your doing fine.