"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Anal sex.

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Anomalous

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Thanks bro, but yea i figured it out.

Hey thats impressive, that her colon came out (it had a long way to go....)

But whats was the purpose of showing us what she just craped out?
 

italostud

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The only thing keeping your colon from coming out of your azzhole is your sphincter muscle. When a girl gets fycked in the ass, obviously the sphincter has to relax to allow the penis in.

What you saw was the whole "gaping" thing some pornos do. Where the guy will fyck a girls ass for a while, then pull out quickly and the girl pushes down like she's trying to take a shyt. Because her sphincter is stretched wide and relaxed(from the penis), when she pushes, her insides(colon) actually comes out a little bit.

Hope that helped.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Does anyone else see the future, of colon surgery? Why get cut up when you can sh!t out the thing!
 

thederekeffect1

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Originally posted by DumpaLumpagus
Does anyone else see the future, of colon surgery? Why get cut up when you can sh!t out the thing!
Just seeing a SN like yours post in a topic like this is funny enough, man. All you had to type was "..." and I'd have been laughing.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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