"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ok, so you want to try some anal sex with a girl, you stick a finger in, and you get good responces - my question is this : is it then ok to whipp out some LUBE and start greasing her up???


I mean if she is up for anal i'm sure she will appreciate some lubrication, but if you have it ready might this look like you intended to get in her ass from the very beginning?

Just wondering what the procedure is.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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uh be very clear on your intentions. in general people dislike stuff rammed up their ass without permission
 
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Anal is easy, you just tell her how she wants it, that type of sex is generally kinky, so you rough it all up, and sweetly tell her whats up, this really is a very miniscule thing.
 
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Leporello said:
uh be very clear on your intentions. in general people dislike stuff rammed up their ass without permission
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Quote of the Month :crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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