"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Anal sex advice request

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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piterx

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hmm..what about this saying then ?? if d*ck was created for pu55y then it should be in the shape like a fish.but no-it is like a cylinder > fits better to A55 :)
 

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LeviathanIYG said:
Your d*ck will smell like sh*t.

You will smell like sh*t.

And there will be sh*t on your d*ck.

Basically it's a sh*t party and your d*ck is the guest of honor.


You got to ask yourself.....

Would you stick your d*ck into a toilet bowl with sh*t floating around in it?

Would you wipe your own; or even worse somebody else’s sh*t on your d*ck?

Do you seriously want the imagein your head of pulling your d*ck out of her ass with sh*t and blood hanging off it?

Do you want to have your d*ck smelling like sh*t for 2 day's after the event?

If you got sh*t on your shoe what would you get it off with? (multiple choice)

A) Your d*ck
B) A stick


Answer these questions before you make a decision to stick your di*k up into the poo factory.

If you’re into all that stuff…….all I can say is whatever floats your boat

All I know is my pride and joy isn’t going to be fumbling around in some girls sh*t.
You think too much. :p
 

djbr

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Come to think of it, maybe that's what the saying "fvck the shyt out of her" really means!

LOL.

fuzzx said:
Dont do it. Just use the condom and as punishment for her suggesting something so stupid, don't use any lube. I'm speaking from experience, the girl I did this too, she loved it. Then again she was brazillian :D

'Do you want to have your d*ck smelling like sh*t for 2 day's after the event?'

This was the outcome though :)
And I keep telling people here that my country is amazing! :D Beautiful women and they love sex... yea I indeed love it all!
 

aftershock

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I've done anal before, used a thin condom and plenty of lube. I didn't enjoy it.

I'd say try it, but I prefer pvssy myself.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Joe The Homophobe

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Adone said:
I've been doing anal with my girlfriend at least 100 times and she has never had an enema in her whole life. Guess what, I've never had any crap stuck to my penis.
im sure she must have spent hours and hours cleaning herself for each of the 100 times so that you never got dirty, we believe you. :crazy:
 

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If you like anal too much, you are probably a homo.
 

Adone

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Marlimus said:
If you like anal too much, you are probably a homo.

If you are the passive guy, it could be true (not necessarily, there are perfectly straight guys into the s/m scene). If you mean that if you like doing a chick in the ass then you're a homo, you are out of your mind.
 
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