"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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An unusual qestion: How to slow things down???

drixsa

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Well isn't this a question for the ages.

Ok so heres the story...I've been back home for about a month and a half and will start school near my home in the fall. Since I have been home I have been looking for girls that will be here as well come fall time. There now is a girl that I would like to pursue things long term with but things are going too fast. It would usually be a great speed but considering I cannot have sex (no oral either) for atleast another month or so.

So in dealing with this girl it is becoming diffucult to avoid sex. Everytime i look at her and just want to bend her over SO BAD...like a porn star in fast forward.

For dates i have stuck with more public places, my friends have spent more time with her than i usually allow so early on, I don't call her late at night to meet up.

This sh!t is really pissing me off because she is really trying to break me...and i really want to be broken but i cannot.

The things is that i acquired some major jock itch in the crotch area and the doctor said i cannot have ANY sexual contact whatsoever until it is healed. (this explains why i have spent more time on ss.com huh??)

I am very big into honesty and I want to tell her so I can just get the monkey off my back but I think this may be the sort of thing best unspoken. Even though the means through which i obtained the jock itch are legit (army) and not from some Ho.

All adivce, opinions and suggestions are welcomed...
 

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So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

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So... your problem is that you can't stop fvcking the brains out of your girl??? I could do well with that problem again.

What I would recommend is simply don't get too attached to this girl, this is just to keep the girl in a position where she's not gonna lose interest as soon as the next guy with a nice smile comes around.
 

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Originally posted by So pimp its scary
So... your problem is that you can't stop fvcking the brains out of your girl??? I could do well with that problem again.

What I would recommend is simply don't get too attached to this girl, this is just to keep the girl in a position where she's not gonna lose interest as soon as the next guy with a nice smile comes around.
did you actually read what I was saying? I am NOT fvcking her!

and what fvcking position is that? little more specifics would be useful...
 

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I am very big into honesty and I want to tell her so I can just get the monkey off my back but I think this may be the sort of thing best unspoken
Tell her about it man.

Listen, if you can't tell her about stuff like this and be honest - what real chance do you have?

Communication.
 

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Originally posted by NewMan
Tell her about it man.

Listen, if you can't tell her about stuff like this and be honest - what real chance do you have?

Communication.
True, i think you should be honest, but then again I'm trying tot hik whether she would belive it's just a jock itch or its something else. You can do one out of two things:

1. Tell her and run with the risk that she'll freak out and never want to pursue you again.

2. Don't tell her and use this for your own benefit. girls like guy that try to play hard to get, the bigger the challenge, the better. you could go down on her a few times and please her, and as soon as she reaches for your pans, you say NO, not yet...She should be crawling up on the walls for this next month knowing that she can't have it.
 

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Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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THAT SUCKS! :cry:

what if you went down on her in the mean time lol.

****, man. good luck

-JP
 

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OOOOHHHH!! So your NOT fvcking her... that changes everything.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Just kidding I'm sorry... not too much, just a bit.... 'jock itch', eh?

So, what is your question anyway? Honesty? Did you know that something like 80% of people that know they have aids do NOT tell their sexual partners?

You'd be better off lying and tell this girl that you just got penile enlargment surgery or something... the stitches don't come off for another month... so no BJS either, but you can still her off.

Then, when you whip it out she'll be like 'oooh'... and if you got a minny dank then you just tell her the operation was a failure. :D
 

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Originally posted by HeartlessBtch
2. Don't tell her and use this for your own benefit. girls like guy that try to play hard to get, the bigger the challenge, the better. you could go down on her a few times and please her, and as soon as she reaches for your pans, you say NO, not yet...She should be crawling up on the walls for this next month knowing that she can't have it.
Such a great idea, really agree -- this is what would I do, and what should, by my opinion, you too. :)
 

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you need to tell her... something

if a month goes by without sex she is going to think you're a prude and dump you


at least eat her out or something, to keep her happy and give her the signs that things are 'escalating normally'

and if she tries to touch you, tell her you want to wait a few more weeks so that it is "super intense" because you like anticipation (or some bullshi)

and be careful when you finnaly screw her... she may fly through the wall
 

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Originally posted by NewMan
Tell her about it man.

Listen, if you can't tell her about stuff like this and be honest - what real chance do you have?

Communication.
Though I agree things are quite new between us and we are still getting to know one another. If this were months down the road I would agree with you

Originally posted by HeartlessBtch
True, i think you should be honest, but then again I'm trying tot hik whether she would belive it's just a jock itch or its something else. You can do one out of two things:

1. Tell her and run with the risk that she'll freak out and never want to pursue you again.

2. Don't tell her and use this for your own benefit. girls like guy that try to play hard to get, the bigger the challenge, the better. you could go down on her a few times and please her, and as soon as she reaches for your pans, you say NO, not yet...She should be crawling up on the walls for this next month knowing that she can't have it.
Hmmm...Heartless I am liking door #2.

Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
Fvck that's REALLY sucks Drix! :p

Listen man a month isn't a long time. I'd wait it out. Just see her once a week at most. That's only 4 times you see her without having sex. It shouldn't be too bad.

What I would do though is do other things with her like finger her. It's a tough situation though becuase if you do that she's gonna wanna see your dinggy ha.
Yea gig i was thinking the same thing. That and she may think that I am gay or something. :D

Originally posted by seroph
THAT SUCKS! :cry:

what if you went down on her in the mean time lol.

****, man. good luck

-JP
Thanks i'll need it...

Originally posted by So pimp its scary
OOOOHHHH!! So your NOT fvcking her... that changes everything.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Just kidding I'm sorry... not too much, just a bit.... 'jock itch', eh?

So, what is your question anyway? Honesty? Did you know that something like 80% of people that know they have aids do NOT tell their sexual partners?

You'd be better off lying and tell this girl that you just got penile enlargment surgery or something... the stitches don't come off for another month... so no BJS either, but you can still her off.

Then, when you whip it out she'll be like 'oooh'... and if you got a minny dank then you just tell her the operation was a failure. :D
I belive I mentioned that I am into honesty so this option definatley is not going to float.

Originally posted by V0rt3x
Such a great idea, really agree -- this is what would I do, and what should, by my opinion, you too. :)
I just may take hearless' option...to a certain extreme.

Originally posted by isotope
you need to tell her... something

if a month goes by without sex she is going to think you're a prude and dump you

at least eat her out or something, to keep her happy and give her the signs that things are 'escalating normally'

and if she tries to touch you, tell her you want to wait a few more weeks so that it is "super intense" because you like anticipation (or some bullshi)

and be careful when you finnaly screw her... she may fly through the wall
hmmm interesting thoughts here guys.

I'll update the thread when something actually happens.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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