"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm going over to this one chick's house tonight and from what all my friends tell me, it is extremely hard to get in her panties. All these guys are also AFCs by definition, cuz they all cater to her needs and stuff. I'm gonna go over there, chill, smoke some green with her, and build rapport. I think that maybe that is what is f*cking these guys up or soemthing.

How do you guys go about dealing with a chick that is somewhat famed for not giving it up so easily?

I think it will be a good challenge and I probably won't get any tonight, but I'm gonna build up rapport, put in a little bit of kino and just be subtle and somewhat relaxed. Because she's relaxed
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I'd always give something like that a shot. Even if you don't get laid, do you really have anything else much better to do?

If I can get to the making-out point with a chick, I think, given enough time, I could break down her defenses. I'm pretty confident of that. But you gotta be smart and get a good feel for her. Find out what seems to turn her on. Often, if you can get to her nipples, you're in. Once she's all hot and bothered from a good nipple-sucking/licking/etc., it should be easy from there to finger her and/or tongue her. Get her close to climax, then stop, and with any luck she'll be begging for the cack.

good luck

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It's like you're a pro cosser player and some street kids playing soccer tell you you can't get by their goalie. Please.

Go over there and do your ****.
 
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well, I forgot to follow up on this bullshyat.. And before i got there, my friend found out I was goin over there, so his ass walked over and then I could come over..so I was like f*ck smoking them all out. And so I went somewhere else, treated myself to some fine greens and headed up there, but the dudes were gone, and her dad was up, and I didn't even leave because he came to my car, and I was like "sorry sir, I was checking my tire, I thought it was flat" and he blabbered about how he has a teenage daughter and he's very aware about who comes in and out of the house.

I got the f*ck out of there, called the chick told her what's up and hung up. Haven't called her since.
 
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