MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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I copied this off a men's forum that shall remain nameless:
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2019 has been a year of LDARmaxxing so far. When I've not been working, I've mostly been staying in, relaxing, browsing here and generally doing as little as possible. And it's been good - much better than walking around in the cold for hours getting constantly rejected. But it can't last forever. For my celibacy to remain involuntary, there has to be some kind of effort to make something happen.
Today was an approachmaxxing day. I went into the city, got a haircut™ and, oozing with confidence™ from my fresh new trim, approached like a madman. I approached 9 girls in just under an hour, stopped for lunch, then approached 6 more over the course of the next hour for a total of 15 - a new personal record for one day.
1. Tanned blonde girl walking towards me.
Went direct. Strange reaction - she said "it's fine" but made a dismissive hand gesture and walked off.
2. Blonde girl waiting outside mall.
Direct again. She said "thank you" and said she was waiting for her mum. I said "would she be upset if she knew I was trying to chat you up?" She replied "probably". Should have said something better tbh.
3. Stunning smiley brunette.
Said I thought she looked very nice. She had a big smile but said "sorry, I need to go".
4. Bitchy ignore from black haired girl with earphones and resting ***** face.
I waved to get her attention, we briefly made eye contact and she looked away and kept walking. I tapped her on the shoulder and she didn't look at me and kept walking.
5. No reaction from blonde girl with friend.
I said "hi, how are you doing?" Don't think they heard me as they didn't look and kept walking.
Wasn't sure whether to count this as there was no reaction but it was still an approach. I define an approach as 'an attempt to initiate an interaction with a girl to convey interest based on physical attraction', and that's what it was.
6. Girl waiting outside store in mall.
Asked her out - she said she wasn't from here and had just come down for an interview.
7. Smiley blonde girl.
She was walking towards me but to my left. When I saw her I instinctively sprinted over to stop her and ended up right in front of her. Despite the lack of personal space she was smiling and laughing but quickly said she had a boyfriend. She made an interesting comment - "I know, they always say that". I touched her on the shoulder as I left her and just about felt a semi coming on as I walked away - a semi semi.
8. Jailbait.
Ah, it's bound to happen sooner or later. Was walking away from the blonde girl when I saw a dark haired girl walking on the perpendicular street, quickly walked after her and tapped her on the shoulder - it was only then I realised how young she was - she couldn't have been older than 16. I hesitated before saying, "I thought you looked quite nice but you look a bit young". She nodded and I laughed and said "you can never be too careful" and walked off.
9. Brunette girl, make up maxxed, smoking.
She was sexy AF. Too bad she was smoking - a huge turn off for me - but beggars can't be choosers. I did mention it - "I thought you looked nice...shame about the cigarette". Receptive enough but said she had to go. The cigarette was stinking anyway so I didn't want to hang around.
10. Girl in gym gear.
I was walking down the street and passed a Bible basher standing on a raised platform and heard him say, "Everybody walking down this street today is going to hell." This cracked me up so hard and I was laughing aloud as I walked down the street. I used this as a situational opener when I saw the girl further down the street:
"Are you going up to the top of the street?"
"Yeah..."
"Be careful - there's a Bible basher up there and he said everybody walking down the street is going to hell."
She laughed. By using this opener I got her to stop and I tried to transition by mentioning the gym gear and saying I thought she looked nice. She was smiling and said "thank you" but walked off.
11. Blonde girl in pink hat with friend.
Tapped her on the shoulder just as she was entering a store and went direct. She said "thank you" but went into the store.
12. Wall hitter but reasonably friendly.
Started walking alongside her and said "hi", she was slightly startled and said "oh!" - noticed she was a bit older but still went direct and she was reasonably receptive, although when I asked her what she thought she said she found it "a bit odd if I'm honest". I was going to the train station and she said "I'm going this way...enjoy your day." Probably changed directions to get rid of me.
13. Girl in train station - scared ****less.
She was sitting down on her phone (a girl on her phone...who'd have thought?) - I went up to her and said "hiya". Well...she just about jumped out her skin. I laughed and sat down beside her and used her reaction as an excuse to touch her shoulder and jokingly say, "it's okay...breathe". Was hopeful but she said she had a boyfriend.
14. Bitchy reaction from cake faced black haired girl with earphones and resting ***** face.
Her makeup was so heavy I swithered over approaching her for a moment before going for it - she just glared at me and said "what?" I made a gesture for her to remove her earphones, she kept them in and kept walking.
15. Bitchy dismissal from blonde girl.
Went direct. She shook her head and walked off.
Looks like my haircut wasn't enough. I should have taken 10-15 more showers to wash away the toxic misogyny that's obviously radiating from my every pore and setting off their personality radars.
179 girls approached now. Still 0% success rate in getting dates.
At this stage I can say with 99% certainly that I will get to 0 in 200 in terms of dates.
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2019 has been a year of LDARmaxxing so far. When I've not been working, I've mostly been staying in, relaxing, browsing here and generally doing as little as possible. And it's been good - much better than walking around in the cold for hours getting constantly rejected. But it can't last forever. For my celibacy to remain involuntary, there has to be some kind of effort to make something happen.
Today was an approachmaxxing day. I went into the city, got a haircut™ and, oozing with confidence™ from my fresh new trim, approached like a madman. I approached 9 girls in just under an hour, stopped for lunch, then approached 6 more over the course of the next hour for a total of 15 - a new personal record for one day.
1. Tanned blonde girl walking towards me.
Went direct. Strange reaction - she said "it's fine" but made a dismissive hand gesture and walked off.
2. Blonde girl waiting outside mall.
Direct again. She said "thank you" and said she was waiting for her mum. I said "would she be upset if she knew I was trying to chat you up?" She replied "probably". Should have said something better tbh.
3. Stunning smiley brunette.
Said I thought she looked very nice. She had a big smile but said "sorry, I need to go".
4. Bitchy ignore from black haired girl with earphones and resting ***** face.
I waved to get her attention, we briefly made eye contact and she looked away and kept walking. I tapped her on the shoulder and she didn't look at me and kept walking.
5. No reaction from blonde girl with friend.
I said "hi, how are you doing?" Don't think they heard me as they didn't look and kept walking.
Wasn't sure whether to count this as there was no reaction but it was still an approach. I define an approach as 'an attempt to initiate an interaction with a girl to convey interest based on physical attraction', and that's what it was.
6. Girl waiting outside store in mall.
Asked her out - she said she wasn't from here and had just come down for an interview.
7. Smiley blonde girl.
She was walking towards me but to my left. When I saw her I instinctively sprinted over to stop her and ended up right in front of her. Despite the lack of personal space she was smiling and laughing but quickly said she had a boyfriend. She made an interesting comment - "I know, they always say that". I touched her on the shoulder as I left her and just about felt a semi coming on as I walked away - a semi semi.
8. Jailbait.
Ah, it's bound to happen sooner or later. Was walking away from the blonde girl when I saw a dark haired girl walking on the perpendicular street, quickly walked after her and tapped her on the shoulder - it was only then I realised how young she was - she couldn't have been older than 16. I hesitated before saying, "I thought you looked quite nice but you look a bit young". She nodded and I laughed and said "you can never be too careful" and walked off.
9. Brunette girl, make up maxxed, smoking.
She was sexy AF. Too bad she was smoking - a huge turn off for me - but beggars can't be choosers. I did mention it - "I thought you looked nice...shame about the cigarette". Receptive enough but said she had to go. The cigarette was stinking anyway so I didn't want to hang around.
10. Girl in gym gear.
I was walking down the street and passed a Bible basher standing on a raised platform and heard him say, "Everybody walking down this street today is going to hell." This cracked me up so hard and I was laughing aloud as I walked down the street. I used this as a situational opener when I saw the girl further down the street:
"Are you going up to the top of the street?"
"Yeah..."
"Be careful - there's a Bible basher up there and he said everybody walking down the street is going to hell."
She laughed. By using this opener I got her to stop and I tried to transition by mentioning the gym gear and saying I thought she looked nice. She was smiling and said "thank you" but walked off.
11. Blonde girl in pink hat with friend.
Tapped her on the shoulder just as she was entering a store and went direct. She said "thank you" but went into the store.
12. Wall hitter but reasonably friendly.
Started walking alongside her and said "hi", she was slightly startled and said "oh!" - noticed she was a bit older but still went direct and she was reasonably receptive, although when I asked her what she thought she said she found it "a bit odd if I'm honest". I was going to the train station and she said "I'm going this way...enjoy your day." Probably changed directions to get rid of me.
13. Girl in train station - scared ****less.
She was sitting down on her phone (a girl on her phone...who'd have thought?) - I went up to her and said "hiya". Well...she just about jumped out her skin. I laughed and sat down beside her and used her reaction as an excuse to touch her shoulder and jokingly say, "it's okay...breathe". Was hopeful but she said she had a boyfriend.
14. Bitchy reaction from cake faced black haired girl with earphones and resting ***** face.
Her makeup was so heavy I swithered over approaching her for a moment before going for it - she just glared at me and said "what?" I made a gesture for her to remove her earphones, she kept them in and kept walking.
15. Bitchy dismissal from blonde girl.
Went direct. She shook her head and walked off.
Looks like my haircut wasn't enough. I should have taken 10-15 more showers to wash away the toxic misogyny that's obviously radiating from my every pore and setting off their personality radars.
179 girls approached now. Still 0% success rate in getting dates.
At this stage I can say with 99% certainly that I will get to 0 in 200 in terms of dates.