"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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An Experience With Tempurpedic Mattress

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It is said that one can’t understand the best components of anything without taking the opportunity of experiencing it. The same applies in the case of mattresses too. In fact one needs to be able to experience the mattress, more than any other product, to know the features of the mattress as also the other qualities that it offers. Some mattresses are hard, some others are soft. Some mattresses are adjustable, some are not. Therefore, experiencing the products has become an integral part of the process of one’s purchase.

TEMPURPEDIC MATTRESS – EXPERIENCE IT TO EXPERIENCE THE FEELING OF COMFORT
There are different ways in which things are innovated in the world. While some of the innovations are done with a specific thought in mind, some others are done without such specific thoughts. A tempurpedic mattress is one such innovation which happened for some other reason and ended up in a completely different place.

Astronauts had voiced the need for such beds which could help them seek the comfort when in space. The innovation was done keeping that in mind. However, its virtues were realized to be good enough to make it a hit even among the ordinary people who were looking at comfortable beds to tackle various physical ailments. It was at that time when this mattress was released for the audiences to use it in their personal spaces and it caught instant attention.

The advantage of such beds is that they take the shape of the body of the individual who is sleeping on it. This means that there is no unnecessary pressure on the body of the person sleeping on it, inferring that it would be more comfortable to sleep on. Its seamless adjustment with the adjustable beds makes all the more attractive.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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P­ornography

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This is your first f­ucking post.

Are you a troll? I swear to God if you're trolling this forum I'll rape your ****ing throat on that goddamn tempurpedic ****ing mattress
 

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P­ornography said:
This is your first f­ucking post.
So the fvck what? You're the goddamned forum monitor?

This is a far more enlightening first post than this:

P­ornography said:
How amazingly cool was your first post? You fvcking child.

Are you a troll? I swear to God if you're trolling this forum I'll rape your ****ing throat on that goddamn tempurpedic ****ing mattress
You're going to throat rape a guy because he doesn't follow your goal of mimicking Deangelo and having as many bullsh!t green dots under your bullsh!t internet penile extension?

Homo-joe indeed.

Back to the topic at hand; I haven't slept on a bed of my own in well over two years. I have a six-foot LoveSac.

I've slept on a Tempurpedic mattress at one of my b!tches' places when I stay the night. They are pretty remarkable. Almost as good for reverse cowgirl fvcking as my LoveSac...almost.
 

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KarmaSutra said:
So the fvck what? You're the goddamned forum monitor?

This is a far more enlightening first post than this:



How amazingly cool was your first post? You fvcking child.



You're going to throat rape a guy because he doesn't follow your goal of mimicking Deangelo and having as many bullsh!t green dots under your bullsh!t internet penile extension?

Homo-joe indeed.

Back to the topic at hand; I haven't slept on a bed of my own in well over two years. I have a six-foot LoveSac.

I've slept on a Tempurpedic mattress at one of my b!tches' places when I stay the night. They are pretty remarkable. Almost as good for reverse cowgirl fvcking as my LoveSac...almost.
I hate the idea of a first post being a ****ing ADVERTISEMENT. It's rude. Also look at me, I can look up other member's profiles as well:

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I'll admit it Sosuave, I had a gay experience when I was 14
It's great to see you've come this far KS. But looking up other members' first posts is pretty useless. That being said reverse-cowgirl is AWESOME, but I just can't see how it would be enjoyable on a Tempurpedic.

Hey you know more than me I guess; I've seen the commericals though, the ones that entail a woman is jumping on the bed with a wine glass at the other end (testament to female maturity btw) and there is no friction at all....


......sorry to me Springs = Great Friction = Awesome Sex

Tempurpedic would probably be great for sleep though.
 

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P­ornography said:
Guys don't take this the wrong way, I'm not trolling but my own mother was molested, by her brother (I'm the resulting bastardized mutt).

Note that I keep track of her sexual life and anything but I can say she's a pretty sustainable slvt, FWIW. As round as a woman can get....she's got attrocious oral skills though, not sure if that's a 'symptom' or anything but other than that she's a well rounded, fat person.

I'd always thought things like this would tip a woman to the extremes of sexuality, either being crazy promiscuous or extremely closed off, but my mother has had a stable relationship with my brother and I for about 20 years, still married. Still she admits to me she needs 'c0ck' whatever that means, her and my grandfather, they both see therapists and and do the Alcohoics Annonymous bit, teh whole 9 inches.


She's never told me herself though, my pappy sat me down when I was younger and explained this to me, personally I feel it was a pretty disgusting thing to do and he had no right disclosing info like that to me my own mother wouldn't disclose to me herself, FVCK THAT GUY. Sorry. I hate dads. Haha.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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