"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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An example of the fact that the only power women have is sexual

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A famous entertainer that wanted a certain politician to win promised a BJ for everyone who votes her way. (Of course, she didn't expect to make good on it, but she did do this on a conceptual level.)

 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I don't think that is Madonna. Even if it is, Madonna turned 58 in 2016. She is turning 64 next week. Men aren't as interested in her vagina in her 55+ days as they were when she was 24 (when her first album was released) until she was 30.

The hottest version of Madonna was likely the one who worked at Dunkin' Donuts when she was 20-21.

 

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I don't think that is Madonna. Even if it is, Madonna turned 58 in 2016. She is turning 64 next week. Men aren't as interested in her vagina in her 55+ days as they were when she was 24 (when her first album was released) until she was 30.

The hottest version of Madonna was likely the one who worked at Dunkin' Donuts when she was 20-21.

Uh, for a BJ, her vagina is irrelevant. :rolleyes:
 

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Uh, for a BJ, her vagina is irrelevant. :rolleyes:
Most men aren't interested in a blowwjob from a 55+ Madonna. Many more men would have been interested in a blowwjob from a 25-30 year old Madonna in the 1980s.
 
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