"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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an email from internet girl

frivolousz21

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I have had one great phone conversation with her..she is a hb7 or so. what do u think she sent me this today...I like the dirty comment.




Ok so I am back and SOOOOO hungry,,i have no idea what I want to eat ... im thinking of making pesto...
who knows...
i probably just wont eat and fill out my FFADLKSDFLSDKJFLSKFJsa
yeah whatever that financial aid thing is...
anyway
how are things on ur side
hopefully well
i hope you aren't thinking dirty things about me
hahaha
:) muah
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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*shakes head in amazement that this was something somebody thought warranted it's own thread*
 

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what? I just started doing this internet thing in December and the 1st two girls I talked I failed with..I realize its pretty much a waste..but someone has to have meet women offline who has ecpierence..to tell me if im heading in the right direction or not..this will be my last post of the sorts
 

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You can't fail with internet girls... you can only stop talking to them. If you're looking to increase hook-ups from the 'net, why not sign up for a site like facethejury.com and pull out all of the ones you think are hot, talk to them, give some a call, meet a few, and sleep with the ones you can? I've done this many times with no problems...
 

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i hope you aren't thinking dirty things about me

My comment...'you wish'.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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thanks..I am sure she wants it...but I just wanted to see if anyone else has recieved messages like this before.
 
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