"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Murk

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Great city, if you love smoking weed.

Smoked a ton of weed, too much weed. Soon as I landed I'm swiping tinder and bumble, couple matches. Happy days, or so I thought. None of these bitches messaged me! Go about my day/night, getting high, perusing the RLD (red light district), eating in abundance.

Second day, I get mad high (I don't smoke weed in my daily life, was with 10 others), decide to venture out alone. I see some ol.d guy staring at a window with a HB9 twerkin in his face, he's making her work for it, fair play. End up finding a pretty face, negotiate down to 30 euro for a fvck, I fvck, I regret. Sex just doesn't have the same ring to it when paid (see forced) for it.

Second night ride some boats on the canals, ditch everyone I'm with to go day game. I've never day gamed in my life, never needed to, I repsect you guys 100000%!. **** is hard. Few knock backs, got talking some girl Mary on my 5 or 6th attempt, she's local she takes me to some insider hangout, get high, drink, tell her to some back to my place, she says no. To cut a long story short I fvcked her 5 hours later after much pretending to give a fck what she liked and disliked. I'm lying, I enjoyed her, something new.

Anyway back to hers, slam slam, she's only 21, student, bonus imo. Another to the notch.

Would not recommended Amsterdam for women or anything really. Won't be returning. 6/10
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MatureDJ

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Great city, if you love smoking weed.
I would visit Amsterdam fairly often (I had other things to do in Europe), and I didn't go there for the weed. Especially when the USD as high, and all that was needed was about $20 to be put into the pvssy parking meter. I would take out several months of sexual frustration while visiting. I can remember one 24 hour period when I had 8 ejaculations. :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
 

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paying for ejacks = no game

you dont need game when paying
you have no game if you pay
you are buying a participation trophy, even last place gets a trophy!!

you are not playing any game, you are a consumer buying a souvenir at a gift shop, not a game worn jersey

its like buying a replica, a collectors item made for people that think replicas are somehow representative of the real thing
 
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