"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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AMOG so easy and fun! FR lol

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PeterNorthisawesome

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Anyone else find AMOG the easiest thing you can do? I don't know maybe cuz I'm a jerk, but AFCs and NEWBs try to AMOG all the time, so I always put them back in their place and they go all emo. This happened to me the other day...

I finished working on a paper at school so I printed it out, I walked over to get my paper when I see a cheerleader (HB9 according to other ppl) talking to one of my x-friends (Ahole football player). Since I'm waiting for the paper to print, I decide to listen lol.

HB9: OMG the other day this kid (another Ahole/asian) on msn was talking to me, he suddenly kinda like asked me out.
Ahole 1: Really what did he say?
HB9: He said "Would you like to hang out with me sometime."
Ahole:... (about to say something)
Peternorth: AHAHAHAH That's so cute you should've said yes.
HB9:(looks at me and smiles) Well I didn't like him so I kinda said no.
Ahole: Well I understand that kid was asian so he probably has a small penis like Peternorth.
HB9: (looks at me lol)
Peternorth: AHAHA! Ahole here seems to know a lot about penises, he must have seen a lot of asian d*cks. Well I bet you two will have fun talking about penises since Ahole here must know everything about d*cks.
Ahole: (Looks at me, totally speech less)
HB9: lol Have I met YOU before? blah blah blah blah
Peternorth: Maybe
HB9: Well it's nice to meet to...
blah blah blah blah........... I could have email or phone closed but I didn't feel like so I just made a BS excuse that I still had work to do and left them two. The Ahole and HB9 didn't talk to each other after that. lol
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Nice bro... ;) Way to AMOG!

There was no need for that small d1ck comment. Shoulda taken the girl of his hands just for that.
 
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CCKazi007

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Bump more ppl need to learn how to AMOG here, I see way too many "This guy is hitting on my chick and I don't know what to do" threads.
 
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