"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Amish Farmer Facing 48 Years in Prison

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His name is Sam Girod. His crime is not correctly labeling the products his farm was producing. No one was ever killed, injured, or even sickened by his actions. He was raided by an FDA swat team.

The jury found him guilty on all counts. He will be sentenced in June. He is 56 and facing up to a 48-year sentence. Federal time must be served to 85% completion, so he is looking at what will amount to life without parole. By contrast, I know of two actual murderers who each did 3 1/2 year sentences.

http://www.kyfreepress.com/2017/03/fda-v-sam-girod-trial-day-3/
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I could see the Government not wanting the Amish to succeed. The Amish are more self sufficient than most people and that means less Government needed. We know that's the polar opposite of what the Gov wants.
 

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I hope the judge is reasonable
 

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