That's nice, but I don't care how INTENSE you are and how hard you BRING IT, if your routine sucks nothing is going to happen. I see lots of guys who are INTENSE on their curls + bench program, they either look like Popeye or they're the same size/strength they were when I first saw them in the gym a year ago.
Weeks upon weeks? Or you could just get Starting Strength, read it, learn all the lifts within 2 workouts, then send your form videos to Rippetoe for critique.
No, this is exactly the last thing a newbie should be doing. He doesn't need to be doing front squats, rack pulls, incline bench presses and machine isolation work if he's a beginner. The law of diminishing return applies to strength training. You can't constantly gain strength in a linear manner. If you're weak, it's very easy to get stronger. If you're a beginner, there's no point in doing anything except the basic lifts because you can make progress in the basic lifts by simply doing them. Why waste time with isolation/accessory work at this point?
And I don't care how long you've been training, if you've never trained properly (exhausted the limits of linear progression with the basic lifts) you're still a beginner. There is no need for a beginner to make things so complicated. Just learn how to do the important lifts (squat, deadlift, presses) and do them in a simple linear progression fashion.
I'm not sure why you keep implying that someone working on the important lifts will not be "balanced". What could be more balanced than simply taking natural movements from real life and adding weight to them? That's what the squat, deadlift and overhead press are.
Unless you're a Popeye bench monkey who curls more than he squats and thinks his arms should be bigger than his legs, you'll be fine on a basic program. If you want to bodybuild, do a basic program until your entire body isn't a weak link anymore and then work on your weak links with beach work. Nobody here is saying that you shouldn't ever do a bodybuilding program. If you want to put on a thong, slather yourself with oil, and pose on stage for other men, you certainly should. But you should build a base first.