"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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AM i the only guy that thinks like this?????

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Its really hard for me to get physically close to a women such as hugging, kissing, and me wanting her to touch me...
because all i can think about is her sucking other di<ks and having sex with other dudes...and i dont want her trying to kiss me when i know for sure other penis' been in her mouth and cootch..
so i always tell them "nahh, i dont hug" or "dont touch me" and back away when they try and pull a stunt like trying to touch me..:nono:

most times i look pissed become very standoffish to women because i dont want them touching me or getting near me or even talking to me..:nervous:

This effects my sex-life because even when i think about going down on a chick.. because im like "havent di<ks been in here" why would i wanna put my mouth on that..

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Willis said:
Its really hard for me to get physically close to a women such as hugging, kissing, and me wanting her to touch me...
because all i can think about is her sucking other di<ks and having sex with other dudes...and i dont want her trying to kiss me when i know for sure other penis' been in her mouth and cootch..
so i always tell them "nahh, i dont hug" or "dont touch me" and back away when they try and pull a stunt like trying to touch me..:nono:

most times i look pissed become very standoffish to women because i dont want them touching me or getting near me or even talking to me..:nervous:

This effects my sex-life because even when i think about going down on a chick.. because im like "havent di<ks been in here" why would i wanna put my mouth on that..

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Get help.
 
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That sounds pretty OCD. Yeah, you should talk to a professional about that. Do you get weirded out about restaurant silverware? People's mouths are a way dirtier than their dycks.
 
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Willis said:
Its really hard for me to get physically close to a women such as hugging, kissing, and me wanting her to touch me...
because all i can think about is her sucking other di<ks and having sex with other dudes...and i dont want her trying to kiss me when i know for sure other penis' been in her mouth and cootch..
so i always tell them "nahh, i dont hug" or "dont touch me" and back away when they try and pull a stunt like trying to touch me..:nono:

most times i look pissed become very standoffish to women because i dont want them touching me or getting near me or even talking to me..:nervous:

This effects my sex-life because even when i think about going down on a chick.. because im like "havent di<ks been in here" why would i wanna put my mouth on that..

:kick:
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Pure comedy right there,
 
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ummm Ive never thought of that, and besides chances are ive slept around more than she has lol. Condoms are a wonderful thing...sometimes use one.
 

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Willis said:
Its really hard for me to get physically close to a women such as hugging, kissing, and me wanting her to touch me...
because all i can think about is her sucking other di<ks and having sex with other dudes...and i dont want her trying to kiss me when i know for sure other penis' been in her mouth and cootch..
so i always tell them "nahh, i dont hug" or "dont touch me" and back away when they try and pull a stunt like trying to touch me..:nono:

most times i look pissed become very standoffish to women because i dont want them touching me or getting near me or even talking to me..:nervous:

This effects my sex-life because even when i think about going down on a chick.. because im like "havent di<ks been in here" why would i wanna put my mouth on that..

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Most definitely. I have never heard this from a guy. Are you sure you are into women. You may be repelled by them in general. Your sexuality may be in question here so be honest with yourself.

Me I absolutely loved kissing and hugging my girl.
 
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Jean Valjean said:
Most definitely. I have never heard this from a guy. Are you sure you are into women. You may be repelled by them in general. Your sexuality may be in question here so be honest with yourself.

Me I absolutely loved kissing and hugging my girl.
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Shut up :kick:
 
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i like chicks i just cant bring myself to getting physical..i wish i could though..i jus feel like the chick is tainted sloppy seconds...
 
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nahh not at all...i only had sex 1 time before and that was when i was 18...im 21 now...
it wasnt a good experience..it was like my **** was going against a wide brick wall...and ever since then..my drive to get chicks has been out the window...
i dont even think sex is all that great really...
 

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She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

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hahahaha. I read the first post and I could bet it is OCD. Now after reading the rest of them I don't know, because a ocd guy would like be more consious that that is a little strange. I'm not sure if it is OCD, in that case, I don't have anything more to add.
 
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Dude, you're not alone in thinking that way, but you're pretty rare in reacting in such a harsh way.

Just remember that girls are usually pretty clean, like they take showers regularly (if not u can prbly tell rite away).

Also, try being less of a germophobe, like just stop thinking about it, think about what you really want. If its to have sex, then just go for it, dont' think about the past with other guys and stuff, it has nothing to do with the present and what you are about to do.
 
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so what if a chick tries to kiss me???...how im supposed to know where her mouth been last?????..
 
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Willis said:
so what if a chick tries to kiss me???...how im supposed to know where her mouth been last?????..
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If you don't feel like kissing her, then don't kiss her. When a woman wants to kiss you, instead of thinking of where here mouth had kissed and which d!ck entered her vagina, think of a woman you'd absolutely like to nail... (in your case, you must ASSUME she has not nailed any other guy). Then proceed and kiss her. Your problem with women is huge and need a great deal of treatment. I hope you'd be able to overcome this kind of thinking someday.
 
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Most women are seconds and thirds, some more sloppy than others..lol you never know who with or when she first ad sex,... she may not even know.. so you can let it matter.. cause even if she tells you she is a virgin.. she probably is not..lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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