Always wanted to see the back room of a strip club

[STR8UP]

Well, today I got my chance.

And let me tell you, it's EXACTLY like what you think it would be. Small dressing room to the right (without a door) with girls changing unabashedly, tiny office to the left, cheesy 70's paneling on the walls, three ashtrays on a desk the size of my coffee table, several video monitors showing the stage and surrounding areas, bottles of liquor on shelves along the wall. I think we even heard a gunshot out back while I was in the meeting

Check another thing off of my "1000 places to see before I die" list, LOL

 

[Skel]

and what led to this wonderful occasion?

 

[PRMoon]

You forgot large piles of cocain.

 

[STR8UP]

and what led to this wonderful occasion?

I am working on doing some cross promoting with them. They send me girls for my tv commercials, and we give them advertising time on our tv show. Fun times!

 

[STR8UP]

You forgot large piles of cocain.

Haha....that's funny, when I walked out of the back my business associates and I were having a beer and chatting with the manager when one of the girls comes over and starts messing with me telling me not to talk to the manager, that SHE is the boss, blah, blah. I had a leather bag with my laptop in it and later she came back over and started asking what was in the bag. I told her it was "top secret". At first she asks if it's a hidden camera, then she asks "Is it like a bunch of cocaine or something?" LOL

Cocaine, strippers? Nah, they don't do that sort of thing!

 

[Deep Dish]

I'm surprised the offices would be a decade behind the times of the tacky 1980's decor. Anyway, I bet I know exactly where you're talking about, because there are only two strip clubs in town prominent enough, I think, to do what you speak. But anyway, congrats on chipping away on your life checklist. I'm much further behind on my to-do checklist in that department.

 

[STR8UP]

I'm surprised the offices would be a decade behind the times of the tacky 1980's decor. Anyway, I bet I know exactly where you're talking about, because there are only two strip clubs in town prominent enough, I think, to do what you speak. But anyway, congrats on chipping away on your life checklist. I'm much further behind on my to-do checklist in that department.

Prominent? Not exactly! But we don't need prominence. We just need a few decent looking chicks to attract the 18-24 yr old male demographic

The managers seemed ecstatic about working with us, hopefully the owner is on board. If he is this is gonna be one wild ride.

 

[PRMoon]

Cocaine is 80's, Cocaine is out. But heroin, Heroin is back in a big way.

No no no, if heroin were big then i would have sol....wait never mind. Sure thing heroin's in and i don't know what i'm talking about. Let's go with that.

 

[STR8UP]

Cocaine is 80's, Cocaine is out. But heroin, Heroin is back in a big way.

Dude, you aren't even old enough to REMEMBER the 80's!

 

[Fluffy]

Heroin had its day in the 70s and 90s
Cocaine was big in the 80s
Now the drug of choice is methamphetamine which has attracted all the heroin junkies of the 90s and the etards aswell.