"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Alternative Meats

spesmilitis

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What are some good alternative meats, and where can you get them?

I like buffalo, it has better flavor than beef, and its lower in fat. I get mine from Trader Joes (frozen section).

The guy on the MMA threat mentioned kangaroo, but I don't think thats possible up in the states.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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alternative to what, and why? you can do everything you need w/ ground beef & chicken breasts that cost $2-3/lb. your ability to work with these 2 is limited only by your creativity with the spice rack: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=110107

most fish is fantastic, though you might read up on which species have potential contamination issues. salmon is my personal favorite, esp. Alaskan Sockeye (even more expensive than TJ's buffalo burgers).

dark meat chicken is a nice change of pace. the cheapest way to do this? learn to carve up a whole chicken yourself :D
 

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woops

Throttle said:
alternative to what, and why? you can do everything you need w/ ground beef & chicken breasts that cost $2-3/lb. your ability to work with these 2 is limited only by your creativity with the spice rack: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=110107

most fish is fantastic, though you might read up on which species have potential contamination issues. salmon is my personal favorite, esp. Alaskan Sockeye (even more expensive than TJ's buffalo burgers).

dark meat chicken is a nice change of pace. the cheapest way to do this? learn to carve up a whole chicken yourself :D
farmed meat is cr@p. very fatty and full of bad stuff.

Go hunting for deer or something. It's easy to get a gun in the states. You won't have to use a bow like me. I don't hunt anymore tho, now that I live in the city.
 
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