“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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ALRIIIIIGHT...I blew it (literally)

CP3WOO

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Ok, if you read my previous thread I mentioned this girl in my class. Well, this morning before class, I was having a good conversation with her. I was climbing the ladder to success with this broad...However...I literally blew it. Let me set it up.

FIRST: She sat down on the bench next to me and I looked over to her, smiled, and said "I didn't say you could sit here." We both laughed.

NEXT: After that opener I thought was pretty good, I noticed she was wearing a New Orleans Hornets shirt, so I asked if she was a fan and turns out she was. I was thrilled because this gave us something good to talk about.

NEXT: While talking she playfully snatched my ipod from me and complimented me on my taste in music. She too liked The Beatles, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, and etc. So that was our next conversation we had.

THEN THE WORST HAD HAPPENED: We were finally flirting with one another like little 8th graders...Then I crashed and burned...Out of nowhere, without warning, I sneezed on her...I mean, usually when I human sneezes, they feel it coming, but for some reason, I didn't. And as a result, I blasted her.

Well, she just stood there silently after wiping herself off...I apologized and she said "it was ok." The damage was done though...After class I apologized again and said "Let me make it up to you, let me take you out and get you some lunch." Needless to say, she rejected me.

I was kinda pissed at first but then laughed it off cause now I can use this story later on when talking to another girl. Like a new routine. Like, I'll tell a group of girls the story (won't tell them I did it, tell them a guy earlier on did it) and ask them how they would react or whatever...No need to beat myself up over this, got to look at the positives, ya dig? Now I can move on from her. Maybe this was for the better, who knows.

I just thought I'd share my epic implosion with my fellow DJ's on this board.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Yeah. Could've been worse. Like this one time this guy who went to my high school farted and crapped himself when this fine girl came up and talked to him while we were on the road for a football game...Coach never let him hear the end of it...Poor guy
 

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Hell, maybe I'm too self-deprecating, but I'd wear that story like a badge. I'd tell it about me for sure.

1) It's funny as hell if you work it right. So they'd be busting a gut.
2) Again, if you build it right, they ought to feel twinges of sympathy for this nice funny guy who crashed with so much style. =)
 

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You essentially refused to make lemonade out of lemon: you could have used the sneeze to your advantage in several ways:
1. "Damn, I'm allergic to you. No way we can be together"
2. "In ancient Chinese culture, sneezing on a person is a sign of attraction. Are you trying to hit on me? Cause if you're are, I don't know much about you yet"
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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I haven't been in that situation before, but I would've pulled a joke on it. Say something like it could never work out because you are allergic to her. The only time when I saved myself from such awkward situations is when I pulled a good joke afther :p

Oh and I don't appologize for something like that, because it can happen and i'm not really sorry :p
 

hansol

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Hahaha that's a good story man. I wouldn't get too upset about it. I think I would prefer a crash-and-burn moment like that if I knew the story afterwards was going to be worth it.

You gotta live life, and seeing the humour in things is probably one of the best ways to truely feel alive.
 

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hahah lol that gave me a good laugh. So you sneezed while you were flirting? well, NEVER BREAK STATE!!!!!! Have an apology ready but then .. ok let me explain..

SNEEZEE
you: oh i'm so sorry (give her a napkin if you have one)

Her: it's ok

you: i know you liked it though :p

Her: WHAT!

you: you are kinky.. we'd never get along :p


never break state.
 

Alle_Gory

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You: You look like a mess, you should clean yourself up.

You could have said anything at this point. Damage was done.
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

daygameguy

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I think you'd been fine even without a comeback line. You should have kept your cool. You apologized a little too much. She said it was ok right?
 
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