"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Alright Thats It!

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Ridingthelightning

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40 days and 40 nights!!!!!!!!!
NO MORE WACKING OFF/NO WANKING/NO MORE MASTURBATION!!!!!!!!!!! AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOTTA STOP FOR GOOD! Guys, if you want to join me in my personal crusade, then go for it. Who's with me?!?! Hell, lets make a support group. NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LaZaRuS

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There's a bunch of us who are already in a contest to see who can last the longest. It's over in the discussion forum!:D I'm on day 4! I take it you're the newest contestant?:)
 
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Kwah

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The last time I was in a contest I made it 32 days, then I stopped caring.

Go for it if you want, why the hell would you want to though?>
 
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Fred Da Head

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I'm in. Longest I stopped was about 3 weeks. Let's hope I last longer this time around!
 
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