Alright guys, i'm going to need everyones opinion on this.

[CrazyAsianBiker]

Arlight... Well i've been visiting this forum for about 4-5 years now.

Those who know me know that i've ALWAYS wanted to bag a virgin.
Well just my luck.....


I met a VIRGIN CHEERLEADER, on Myspace.

yes you heard me right MYSPACE. OF ALL F&CKING THINGS.

Anyways.. I've been a little rusty due to the fact that i've been in a relationship for the past year and a half or so... So i'm going to need everyone to put in there help just to make sure i'm on the right track here.

We start a Myspace messaging duet, we go to AIM then she tells me she's interested in me and wants to get to know me better. I pretend like I don't know what that means and I lag for 5 minutes before asking for her number.

Got the number, Cha Ching...

Ok... I actually really was too busy to call her for almost a week, but I finally called her and here is how the conversation went.

*ring* Hi, you've reached my cell blah blah blah*

Me : ***** she gave me her phone that got disconnected.... that f***CD*((S*F(SD*F(*SDF(SD* *ring ring*

Me : Hello?
Female Voice : Hello?

Me: Who is this?
Female Voice : This is Dreamgirl.
Me : Oh.. Hey dream Girl it's Me, Asian. Do you remember me?
Dream Girl : No....
Me : Hm... oh... ok.. well.. *Basically act like i'm going to end the conversation*
Dream Girl : WAIT!!!
Me: what..
Dream Girl : Where would I have met you?
Me : Remember? You were the one randomly on my buddy list.
Dream Girl : OH!!! *TOTAL atitude change* Hey!!
Me : Hi... How are you?
Dream girL : good, you?
Me : I'm doing pretty good actually how was your memorial day weekend.
Dream girL : blah blah blah
Me : hm.. well hey I gotta go soon but I have some free time later on this week, So we can get a cup of coffee and get to know each other a little better.

Dream Girl : *LAUGHTER*
Me: *wtf? I've never had laughter befor... is she f*cking laughing at me?????!!!!"
Me : ALLRIIGHHT?
Dream girL : Alright..
Me : Alright then bye...
Dream girl : bye.


Ok... Here is where I need help, I ****ED UP on NOT MAKING A GOD DAMN PLAN.

#2 SHE ****ING LAUGHED.

So Please give your opinios on laughter, and HOW TO MAKE A PLAN 2 days from now... Thank you...

 

[Natch]

In that position I would let the particular date slip by , call back say "sorry I missed you ,G*d obviously doesn;t want us to hang out when are we gonna catch up" .

But
(A) if you had that conversation exactly as you posted it then it was wayyyyy too short to be asking to make a date ,and
(B) you don't seem like you're letting her see much of yourself.

On the plus side , good willing-to-walk-awayness. Mad props for that , thats a killer attitude.

 

[tom121]

do you even really know if she's a virgin or not?
better ask her to give you latest report of blood test

no seriously though, would you want to fuk some random girl on the internet who probably sleeps around random internet girls just because they are horny and thirst for sex

if you guys ever meet and up for sex, i'd suggest you use condoms all the way, yes that means bj too.