"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Alright guys, I'm going to need everyones opinion on this.

CrazyAsianBiker

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Arlight... Well i've been visiting this forum for about 4-5 years now.

Those who know me know that i've ALWAYS wanted to bag a virgin.
Well just my luck.....


I met a VIRGIN CHEERLEADER, on Myspace.

yes you heard me right MYSPACE. OF ALL F&CKING THINGS.

Anyways.. I've been a little rusty due to the fact that i've been in a relationship for the past year and a half or so... So i'm going to need everyone to put in there help just to make sure i'm on the right track here.

We start a Myspace messaging duet, we go to AIM then she tells me she's interested in me and wants to get to know me better. I pretend like I don't know what that means and I lag for 5 minutes before asking for her number.

Got the number, Cha Ching...

Ok... I actually really was too busy to call her for almost a week, but I finally called her and here is how the conversation went.

*ring* Hi, you've reached my cell blah blah blah*

Me : ***** she gave me her phone that got disconnected.... that f***CD*((S*F(SD*F(*SDF(SD* *ring ring*

Me : Hello?
Female Voice : Hello?

Me: Who is this?
Female Voice : This is Dreamgirl.
Me : Oh.. Hey dream Girl it's Me, Asian. Do you remember me?
Dream Girl : No....
Me : Hm... oh... ok.. well.. *Basically act like i'm going to end the conversation*
Dream Girl : WAIT!!!
Me: what..
Dream Girl : Where would I have met you?
Me : Remember? You were the one randomly on my buddy list.
Dream Girl : OH!!! *TOTAL atitude change* Hey!!
Me : Hi... How are you?
Dream girL : good, you?
Me : I'm doing pretty good actually how was your memorial day weekend.
Dream girL : blah blah blah
Me : hm.. well hey I gotta go soon but I have some free time later on this week, So we can get a cup of coffee and get to know each other a little better.

Dream Girl : *LAUGHTER*
Me: *wtf? I've never had laughter befor... is she f*cking laughing at me?????!!!!"
Me : ALLRIIGHHT?
Dream girL : Alright..
Me : Alright then bye...
Dream girl : bye.


Ok... Here is where I need help, I ****ED UP on NOT MAKING A GOD DAMN PLAN.

#2 SHE ****ING LAUGHED.

So Please give your opinios on laughter, and HOW TO MAKE A PLAN 2 days from now... Thank you...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Taviii

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You are over-anlyizing. She accepted the date, thats what counts.

Plan? Just go with the flow. Carpe diem ;)
 

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'Tis a curse, the human mind, which we hold so dear.

Stop thinking so damn much. The end.
 

life_of_a_legend

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CrazyAsianBiker said:
Me : hm.. well hey I gotta go soon but I have some free time later on this week, So we can get a cup of coffee and get to know each other a little better.
Man I think you're being too serious, just ease up a little and yeah sort of act like you don't really care. haha you sound like a grown man.

Example: "Hey I got some free time later this week we should meet up and do something." Don't say "And get to know each other a little better" leave that to dreamgirl, because it makes you sound a little clingy.

Plus coffee makes you sound like an old man lol maybe try a juice bar or something that's probably why she laughed....because she DOESN'T drink coffee.

Anyway good luck with this girl.
 
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