backbreaker
Master Don Juan
I guess you can qualify this as a field report.
I have absoluty nothing to do tomorrow, so I decided to go out tonight unlike usual.
HOW TO DEAL WITH A FLAKE 101
well, the second I walk on the dance floor, there is this average looking, kinda cute white girl (I'm black) and she smiles at me and starts dancing towards me. So of course, I do the same. So we are dancing with each other for maybe 1 mintue, she is all over me.
so I start to make a small convo with her and I ask her "what is her name" So she says "What? I don't give out my name".
I smile and walk away.
I heard her say "where are you going" but I can spot a flake before she flakes. You don't show that much interest in me, then balk when I ask you a simple question like "what is your name". There were plenty of women there that I knew I could pull, as you will see shortly.
She ran into me later that night, but I paid her no attention.
HOW I ALMOST GOT MY ASS WHILPPED TWICE IN ONE NIGHT.
Okay, so I am sorta on the dance floor.. I am usually dancing, but i ran into an old high school best friend of mine and we are catching up. so there is this Italian girl, very, very cute, pops out out of the blue. It doesn't take me long to see she is very very very drunk as well. LIke, staggering I can't walk straight drunk.
So she is dancing with this guy, who I can tell is a blood becuase he is throwing up gang signs (or else he is just dumb) while he was dancing. So out of the blue, I happen to lock eyes iwth the girl and she says "damn" and jsut leaves this guy and starts dancing with me.. more like staggering around me... now any other time I wouldn't pay any attention, but given the fact that gangs travel in packs and this guy had at leat 4 inches and 50 pounds on me, I tried to walk off, but she litearly had me by the waist.
So I look up at the guy, trying to signal to him "I don't know if this is your girl, ,but if she is, please come and get her".. I guess hedidn't know that singal, ,becuase he was pissed.. at me. So he starts getting in my face and I tell him "dude, what in the world did I do? I just stood here" So he was like "dude why are you hitting on my girl" and i tell him "first, I honeslty didn't know it's your girl, and even if I did, I wasn't hitting on her, she came over here and grabbed me." So evenually the guy sees where i am coming from, and his friends try to get it though to him that I didn't do anything wrong. I mean, gang or not, no one is just going to whip my ass, but you pick and choose your battles, and that's one you don't really want to take, espically since they don't do pat downs at the enterence.
So that blows over, and my friend and i are talking about how crazy that was, and this chick is still Hitting on me! I mean, I finally saw her in the light, she is even hotter than I thought, but that's not the point. I told her I had a GF, which was a lie, but she wouldn't leave me alone.
So I walk upstairs, and I see my old next door neighboor's GF (who is about a 7).
Now, I always knew she had a thing for me... I could tell, but for varoius reasons, mainly becasue my GF when I stayed next to her l ived with me and her BF is about 6'4 and I am 5'9.
So she sees me and gives me a hug.. not a friendly hug, more like a "**** me" hug, if you know what I mean. So she introduces me to all of her friends she is with and I am thinking "okay, and I care why?" I have never really talked to her before. did't even know her first name, even though she knew mine.
So I get away, because her BF was downstairs, and like it was scripted, he leaves the club, without her.
So I am on the dance floor, dancing with someone I just met, and she literarly comes on the dance floor, excuses herself and makes me dance with her.
You ever dance with a Friends GF for one reason or another, and you try to dance, but you know, keep it.. I don't know... at a distance if you catch my drift? Well, that's what I tried to do, becuase I knew the guy somewhat.
... wasn't going to happen.
She quickly pulls me towards her and tells me "my BF isn't here, it's okay".. So I'm going with the flow... She puts her hand on my ass I do the same to her.. By the 2nd song she has her tounge down my throat.. So at this point, my mind is going... do I **** her? Because she is a cutie with a thick ass and a hell of a dancer. She has her hand under my shirt and all of her friends are looking at her like "damn *****"
So I ask her, out of curosity, why her BF left, so she says "I don't know and don't care'.. so I"m like 'well, that's good enough for me"
Then, before we just started ****ing on the middle of the floor, ,there was like a mintue break in songs, and I try to leave, because I don't like dancing with one woman for too long, but she is grabbing me and not letting me go.
However, the key is we arne't kisisng or are up on each other now, becaus eher BF walks back in.
(Now, even though he is 6'4, he comes off as soft to me, so I really wasn't worried about him as much as I was about the possible AFC storm that might have come out)
So to my astonishment, she still wants to dance with me! I had to draw the line. So her BF comes up to her and asks her why she is all up on me and by now I am dancing with the girl I was dancing with at first.
So he asks me to talk to him, and he asks me "you didn't come on to her did you" and I didn't, so I say "no man, noth ing happened, we were just dancing.. She asked me to dance with her for a couple of songs and I didn't see the harm in it, nothing to worry about"
So get this, after I smooth him out, he leaves AGAIN and she is back at it. She asked me to "give her a ride home" but I don't, because frankly I don't want to get in their mess... but she is upposed to be stopping by my house after she gets off work tomorrow, so we will see what happens
In both cases, I didn't come on to either girl, ,yet the dudes were looking at me like I did something wrong.
Anyway, it was a fun and interesting night.
I have absoluty nothing to do tomorrow, so I decided to go out tonight unlike usual.
HOW TO DEAL WITH A FLAKE 101
well, the second I walk on the dance floor, there is this average looking, kinda cute white girl (I'm black) and she smiles at me and starts dancing towards me. So of course, I do the same. So we are dancing with each other for maybe 1 mintue, she is all over me.
so I start to make a small convo with her and I ask her "what is her name" So she says "What? I don't give out my name".
I smile and walk away.
I heard her say "where are you going" but I can spot a flake before she flakes. You don't show that much interest in me, then balk when I ask you a simple question like "what is your name". There were plenty of women there that I knew I could pull, as you will see shortly.
She ran into me later that night, but I paid her no attention.
HOW I ALMOST GOT MY ASS WHILPPED TWICE IN ONE NIGHT.
Okay, so I am sorta on the dance floor.. I am usually dancing, but i ran into an old high school best friend of mine and we are catching up. so there is this Italian girl, very, very cute, pops out out of the blue. It doesn't take me long to see she is very very very drunk as well. LIke, staggering I can't walk straight drunk.
So she is dancing with this guy, who I can tell is a blood becuase he is throwing up gang signs (or else he is just dumb) while he was dancing. So out of the blue, I happen to lock eyes iwth the girl and she says "damn" and jsut leaves this guy and starts dancing with me.. more like staggering around me... now any other time I wouldn't pay any attention, but given the fact that gangs travel in packs and this guy had at leat 4 inches and 50 pounds on me, I tried to walk off, but she litearly had me by the waist.
So I look up at the guy, trying to signal to him "I don't know if this is your girl, ,but if she is, please come and get her".. I guess hedidn't know that singal, ,becuase he was pissed.. at me. So he starts getting in my face and I tell him "dude, what in the world did I do? I just stood here" So he was like "dude why are you hitting on my girl" and i tell him "first, I honeslty didn't know it's your girl, and even if I did, I wasn't hitting on her, she came over here and grabbed me." So evenually the guy sees where i am coming from, and his friends try to get it though to him that I didn't do anything wrong. I mean, gang or not, no one is just going to whip my ass, but you pick and choose your battles, and that's one you don't really want to take, espically since they don't do pat downs at the enterence.
So that blows over, and my friend and i are talking about how crazy that was, and this chick is still Hitting on me! I mean, I finally saw her in the light, she is even hotter than I thought, but that's not the point. I told her I had a GF, which was a lie, but she wouldn't leave me alone.
So I walk upstairs, and I see my old next door neighboor's GF (who is about a 7).
Now, I always knew she had a thing for me... I could tell, but for varoius reasons, mainly becasue my GF when I stayed next to her l ived with me and her BF is about 6'4 and I am 5'9.
So she sees me and gives me a hug.. not a friendly hug, more like a "**** me" hug, if you know what I mean. So she introduces me to all of her friends she is with and I am thinking "okay, and I care why?" I have never really talked to her before. did't even know her first name, even though she knew mine.
So I get away, because her BF was downstairs, and like it was scripted, he leaves the club, without her.
So I am on the dance floor, dancing with someone I just met, and she literarly comes on the dance floor, excuses herself and makes me dance with her.
You ever dance with a Friends GF for one reason or another, and you try to dance, but you know, keep it.. I don't know... at a distance if you catch my drift? Well, that's what I tried to do, becuase I knew the guy somewhat.
... wasn't going to happen.
She quickly pulls me towards her and tells me "my BF isn't here, it's okay".. So I'm going with the flow... She puts her hand on my ass I do the same to her.. By the 2nd song she has her tounge down my throat.. So at this point, my mind is going... do I **** her? Because she is a cutie with a thick ass and a hell of a dancer. She has her hand under my shirt and all of her friends are looking at her like "damn *****"
So I ask her, out of curosity, why her BF left, so she says "I don't know and don't care'.. so I"m like 'well, that's good enough for me"
Then, before we just started ****ing on the middle of the floor, ,there was like a mintue break in songs, and I try to leave, because I don't like dancing with one woman for too long, but she is grabbing me and not letting me go.
However, the key is we arne't kisisng or are up on each other now, becaus eher BF walks back in.
(Now, even though he is 6'4, he comes off as soft to me, so I really wasn't worried about him as much as I was about the possible AFC storm that might have come out)
So to my astonishment, she still wants to dance with me! I had to draw the line. So her BF comes up to her and asks her why she is all up on me and by now I am dancing with the girl I was dancing with at first.
So he asks me to talk to him, and he asks me "you didn't come on to her did you" and I didn't, so I say "no man, noth ing happened, we were just dancing.. She asked me to dance with her for a couple of songs and I didn't see the harm in it, nothing to worry about"
So get this, after I smooth him out, he leaves AGAIN and she is back at it. She asked me to "give her a ride home" but I don't, because frankly I don't want to get in their mess... but she is upposed to be stopping by my house after she gets off work tomorrow, so we will see what happens
In both cases, I didn't come on to either girl, ,yet the dudes were looking at me like I did something wrong.
Anyway, it was a fun and interesting night.