"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Almost an unbreakable routine that I have made

jigga23

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Ive been using this routine a while. It seems invisible. You follow this and your chances are going to be greatly increased. You need to have a friend with you and start off right next to the set you want to open

-(standing close,really close, to the set talking to my friend) Wtf i just went to the bathroom and these two girls were all up on me and just asked me for some drugs (courtesy of Cajun).

-Then immediatley have your shoulder facing the set and open, say do I look like a drug dealer? Theyll be like yes or no or you look like you atleast smoke weed or whatever they say.

-say Omg i like this girl already to your target regardless of what they say


-dont ask them for their name (too much interest)

-start a little bs convo and they will eventually ask your name.

-when they ask shake their hand and say wow your hands are cold you got bad blood circulation (courtesy of cajun) theyll laugh and do whatever.

-bs a little bit more

-find a piece of clothing on them (shoes, shirt whatever) that looks like a little kid might be able to wear. Then say hey where did you get xxxxx theyll tell and reply by saying "its kind of funny i got a cousin his daughter is 10 years old and she has the same thing" -girls will always laugh

-after all that you should get ioi's and kino

-act normal for a while bs some more

-later on say "you know what my first impression of you was that you were a little dorky. But i guess my impression was wrong you seem like youre cool."

-then number close and your done.

I do this and it never fails. i get the same reactions all the time but the time it takes might be up to an hour cause you need to make it seem like youve built rapport
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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ARrocket

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I like some of your stuff, gonna try it myself. Especially the bad circulation thing and the kid clothes.
 

Effington

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I've heard worse man, I can see that working. Congrats if it's worked for you.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Crazy Asian

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i don't get the blood circulation one... wut is it supposed to imply?
 
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