"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Alcohol! [What kind and how much]

mrRuckus

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Originally posted by ASD :)

Champagne would be way to formal or romantic.

Why?

I saw a girl for a little bit who always had a bottle in her fridge and every time i'd go to her place she'd pull it out and start drinking it. It was her drink. Nothing to do with romanticism. I think she had a glass of it every day. It was Asti if i remember right. That's probably not a "high end" one though, but don't trust me but i buy a couple litres of cheap ass vodka for $11 because why should i buy expensive vodka when i'm just gonna mix with something anyway (especially for girls who don't want their drinks as strong)?

Though i do like to jerk off looking at the pretty blue Skyye vodka bottle.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Create Reality

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
I didn't mean MIXING them. :crackup:
Well then consider my comment revoked lol. One time I had 5 shots of straight Kahlua to my dome and I barfed hella bad. That stuff tastes good for the first two shots then it's like drinking a turd after that.

And I heard drinking milk with alcohol (vodka) is especially bad. Something like it could kill you easier then just straight alcohol. I don't know but drinking milk even with Kahlua sounds nasty to me.
 

penkitten

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tequila makes me ralph, before as soon as i stand up.

it took me a long time to learn to never stand up fast after drinking it, so now i have to crawl to the bathroom so i can barf there.
 

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Pen, you sissy-ass ;)

I LOVE shotties. Bring 'em.....Ruh!



-Anyway-

Somebody mentioned vodka...how could I forget. Grey Goose, Skyy, Absolut.

Hell, I've been thinking about setting up a bar in my basement. I've actually got the bar itself, but I'm afraid I'll go broke trying to set it up to begin with/keep liquor in there.

Some of you in states without liquor control commission are lucky. Every bottle of boose, no matter where you go in Oregon is the same price...and you have to go to the fucking liquor store, not 7-11.

Damn you Californians :D
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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