"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Alcohol and erections

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I've noticed (obviously) that whenever I drink, I can't maintain an erection, nor can I get completely hard.
I figured it was just any type of alcohol, but when I told my friend this today she said that certain types of alcohol really affect erections, like beer and whiskey. Since that's usually all I drink, I can't be sure if she's right or not.

Does anyone else have this kind of problem? I'm totally fine when I'm sober. Is it really certain types of alcohol or just any alcoholic beverage?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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That's why they call it whiskey d1ck. I've also had wine d1ck, but that one usually only happens after a whole day of drinking, and the chick's lame. Mix the two and it's the only time I've ever had to fake an orgasm.
 
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I believe a minimum amount of alchool could be beneficial since it relax you and dumb you down a bit to avoid "top runner performances" however too much makes you tired and more in the mood to rest than bang...but anyway I believe about 80% depends on the girl, how hot she is and in which terms you're with her.
 
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red wine...2 glasses max or I can't feel my whole body let alone my pecker!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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BeginningDJ said:
Every man should have an Extenze pill ready.
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What do those do? Is it like Viagra?

I've never gotten whiskey d1ck, despite going through periods of getting wasted every night. I take ADD medicine and that s#it can have some weird side effects.
 
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1-800-HellNo said:
What do those do? Is it like Viagra?
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Nah, it's bullsh*t marketing. It's about as effective as "Axe" cologne is. I'm guessing there are no active ingredients, just a bunch of herbs or some sh*t. All those "herbal supplements" are scams, just like homeopathy is.

If you are worried about your performance after drinking, either get the real thing (Viagra) or just don't drink so much.

Check out the wikipedia article for more lawsuits against the company:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ExtenZe
 
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