"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by jason86
Ill tell you about getting high. Music sounds 10 times better, watching football seems 10 times better, sex is 10 times better. your flow of thoughts seem to be 10 times better. Everything just seems better and much happier. Yeh, fuk reality!
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never gotten high but gotten drunk lots of times and i can say that sex is actually bad... i mean, i didn't feel anything, just in-out in-out. plus every kind of music sounded as rave and techno:D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I know a lot of hustlers and people who use it so I don't care, but is better to stay clean. I seeing cool people get ****ed up by this sh1t. I drink but I don't mess with the other stuff. A real DJ doesn't have to escape reality to feel good. Isn't that what the site is about?
 
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