"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Album Review: Eminem - Relapse

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The album leaked earlier online today...what do you guys think?

I think he's lost quite a bit of his touch. He is rapping with his annoying "We Made You" voice on 1/3 of the tracks on the album...if it weren't for the top notch production, those songs would have been 100% garbage. Though there are a few really hot songs are there.

Notable songs on the cd are:

"Stay Wide Awake"

"Deja Vu"

"Beautiful"

and "Underground/Ken Keniff"

I'd give the album a 6.8/10.

Overall, i thought it was a decent album, better than most rap out there these days, i'll pick it up for my library when it drops May 19th.

His first 3 albums were a lot better. Anyone else take a listen yet?...luckily he's dropping a second Relapse album later this year...maybe that will have some hot songs on there as well.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Based off the two or three songs I've heard, I don't think much of it.
 

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Yeah, Em took a step back with his first single, but it still sounded better than hearing another Wayne/Soulja Boy song.
 

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I've been listening to some of his older stuff lately and forgot how good it really was. Can't wait to hear the new album
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Listened to the new album... it is not very good

Underground is classic eminem and good
Made you, Crack a bottle, the two feature singles are pretty good

I can see why Nick Cannon is getting pissed about the Bagpipes song
 

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Nick Canon is a nobody who's trying to get as much as attention as he can.
 

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Just checked it out today...not impressed at all.

He's 36 and still talking about killing ho's,dismembering family members, stepfather-son incest and ken kaniff. And of course his druggie mom.

Basically same old sh1t that made him famous, except now he can't pull it off anymore.

Beats suck too.
3/10.
 

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You guys really need to move on to Metal :rockon:

I'm not talking about that chump Nu-metal s*** either, that's for 14 year-olds.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I want to be a tool when I grow up~
 

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worship said:
Tool isn't metal.
I can't say they don't have a little metal in them. I've tried to get into them but there just too damn alternative for me. I prefer power/speed metal, thrash, some death/black, progressive, and other varieties.

Metal makes rap seem childish to me. Not many rappers do anything different, making the entire scene bland as all hell nowadays. Old school hip hop and old rap prove far more interesting than the crap these morons spew today. All they talk about is the ghetto, money, power, violence, drugs, and booty....yawnnnnnnnnn
 
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